2018 in quotes

 Sig owners are notorious for being sexually attracted to boat anchors.

I am only the start, I don’t have any sorrow about my work moving on and doing its thing.

There comes a point when I have finished it and put in that screw for the last time and I have to admit it will never be the perfection that it is in my head, that it will always be a slight pale, failed reality.

Woke up with room covered in tarps, missing genitals, surrounded by severed heads. 2/10, would not date again.

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Cosmoline

It’s what every member of our crew had been preparing for, for a decade or more: How to get ready for something that is going to push you to your limits, physically and mentally and maybe even tactically, and then summon the reserves to execute it properly.

You have to provide your children with a challenge that is right on the edge of impossible in order for a nation and a culture to grow.

So many things can go wrong with a helicopter we made our own definition of a helicopter in Vietnam. It went like this: hel•i•cop•ter [hel-i-kop-ter,] noun 1. a collection of one hundred thousand complicated parts, flying in loose formation, built by the lowest bidder.

One day you’ll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you’ll have to justify the space you’ve filled

We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible.

And we count these moments,
These moments when we dare to aim higher,
To break the barriers, to reach for the stars,
To make the unknown, known
We count these moments as our proudest achievements
But we lost all that.
Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers
And we've barely begun
And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.

Blacksmiths are neither man nor woman, we’re blacksmiths. We solve our problems by beating them into submission with a hammer.

Vauvat ovat inhottavia olentoja jotka vuotavat kummastakin päästä eivätkä kunniota keramiikkaa lainkaan

Sorry, I used the F-bomb only for historical accuracy

The winner of a knife-fight is the one who dies in the hospital

On kumma miten vähän saa aikaan jos lakkaa yrittämästä

Observing the world is the greatest gift you can give yourself for free

Puhut vähän mutta paskaa

Tänään ei oo vielä huomenna

Rakas taivaan isä, tapa kaikki aamen

Koskaan ei oo käyny näin ja taas kävi näin

Ensimmäinen samanlainen

Pyöreän pöydän runkkarit

Ei helvetti, selviäiskö pillunsaamisesta vielä puhumalla?

Mitä yhteistä on kummelilla ja ydinpommilla?
>Kylä lähtee

Minä käytän aineita vain joka toinen päivä

This ain't the first time we're doing something we've never done before

You are gay beyond recognition and a beautiful person

Täällä koitetaan sniffailla asioita! Ja sinä vaan hitsaat karkkia!

Tunkio on tuulimyllyssä

You're going to miss each shot you can't be bothered to take

Elokuun kolmaskymmenesviimeinen

Best bad idea I've heard all day

...Unless you have a better bad idea

Tulispa CNC ja vapauttais käsitöistä

There's a difference between "personal" and "secret"

Silence, wench, I have a computer!

Is cool, mulla on turvavarpaat

Perunoita äidin oomme kaikki

You were a hostage to fortune by then

Rengitkin osaa lukea niin niitä ei voi enää kusettaa maaorjuuteen

Tough times never last. Tough people do.

Be as you wish to seem

Once is never. Twice is always

Just thought you might want to ignore it intentionally

I'm rich in imagiantion, poor in datasets

Say pretty please, but carry a one-kilo slug of tungsten accelerated to a detectable percentage of c

Everyone leaves unfinished business. That's what dying is.

Luovuus on merkityksen luomista

Well. Judging by the position of the sun and moon, wind direction, temperature and humidity, WE'RE FUCKED

Nec Aspera Terrent

Ain't that cool as fuck?
>I don't know, my definition would be "nerdy as shit"

Hear ye, hear ye, kottikärryprofeetta on puhunut!

Taitaa olla valhetta puhe siitä että lääkärinplantuille ei yliopistossa opeteta muuta kuin juopottelua, huoraamista ja rumia sanoja.

I feel like this would be so much easier if I knew what I was doing.

The red arrow means "you are here". Being here is a lot like being lost.

As i always tell them, you can be as crazy as you want but once you try to kill me, I'm going to stop calling.

Our worst fears lie in anticipation

I don't know who's up there, so I'm telling you.

Make it simple, but significant.

I'd tell you to go to hell but I never want to see you again.

Skeletons in a glass closet

Yell at me slower or in english!

Give a man a fish, and he'll complain about cleaning it.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy lures, eight rods, a boat, trolley motor and 300$ life jacket to set on

..Known by the state of Cancer to cause California

Remember the rule; if it looks like shit, smells like shit, tastes like shit, spit it the fuck out

Konflikteja ei tarvitse pelätä kunhan asiat taistelevat eikä ihmiset.

There's always going to be a few people asking why would I build such a thing. I tell them that if they have to ask, there's no answer I can give that will work for them.

Nil admirari

It's like shooting people in a barrel! I mean, fish!

Asiasta kysyttäessä hän totesi sen olevan kuin anoppinsa; raskas, ruma, täysin hyödytön, ja joutaisi jo jokeen.

Pelkoa ei pidä tukahduttaa, riittää kun ei antaudu sille. Pelosta on hyvä ottaa opikseen.

Oh come on, when a fella shoots you, it's just good manners to stay dead!

Istuimme tässä jutustelemassa ja muuntamassa olutta virtsaksi

Ne, jotka hyökkävät minua vastaan, saavat nopeasti huomata terveydentilansa huoinontuvan. Tästä on ihan lääketieteellisiä havaintoja.

Vinha perä on sanonnassa, että sulhasen kuolema häiritsee pahan kerran hääjuhlia.

Mun ajatus ei ole valmis ennen kuin mä oon kullut sun ajatukset.

Dubhenn haern am glândeal, morc'h am fhean aiesin

Non-euclidian means weird as fuck.

Kollektiivinen paras ystävä

Oota ny vittu hetki, mulla on kokemus kesken

If you claim you can do anything, you can do nothing.

As usual in hacking, you twist and bang things and see what falls out

Ready? Born ready. Conceived a champion, you might say.

I pledge to you all that I own, muscle, bone, blood, and the heart that pumps it.

Ah, yes, truth. it must be truth. When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.

Evil exists in all of us, it's a question of whether we want to explore it.

All of your nothing you've given.

Huippusalaista saatanan paskaa.

The greatest antidote to fear is competence.

Atomeissakin on enemmän ilmaa kuin leivässä!

Harder than a stepmother's heart.

I happen to find myself a bit of an expert in electromechanical fuck-arounds

Engaging your enemies doesn't mean you have to marry them.

If they survive, it's coloring books for christmas.

Two of a trade never agree

Mopon virittämisestä on lyhyt matka kuvanveistoon

I should have been, I don't know, a con-man, a robber or a prostitute. But it was vanity that made me choose art, vanity and chance.

Clearly we have some fuckery going about

If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking until you do succeed

Are you ready to stop making that mistake?

Hieno koira. Minkä merkkinen se on?

Toblerones-in-the-eyesockets mental

Allergies?
>Cowardice. And weak-willed men.

Shaken not stirred koko produktio.

The walls between art and engineering exist only in our minds.

Et sä oo tyhmä, sä oot taiteellisesti rajoittunut

Joskus musta tuntuu että mun koko elämä on yhtä jatkuvuusvirhettä

Venäläinen betoni on 25% vettä, 25% sementtiä, 25% hiekkaa ja 25% mikrofoneja

Siis, seksiä vai legoja, kumpaa sä haluat?

Se on nestemäistä känniä

Älä käytä väärin herrasi Juuson nimeä

What do you do with all these tools?
>Friends, mostly.

Sometimes when you love a man you just have to find him a new owner.

Fuck you Time, we've got Space.

Saakeli yskimällä lähtee kohta keuhkot ulos
>Se on hyvä sairastaa nuorena pois

Käytän alkoholia vain selviytymistarkoituksiin

The past is strewn with the detritus of our failures and hopeful successes

The trick is: not to die.

Mikä-Mikä-Saksa

Kirahvi on periskooppihevonen

Järki loppuu niin väkivalta alkaa

Oletettavasti liskoihmisillä ei ole nännejä

Sus tuli mutta ei ulvo.

The melancholic humour is often misunderstood. You think too literally. It has, in fact, the quality of autumn. It is the spirit of contemplative change, the accelerator of death, the enabler of ends and beginnings. Autumn clears away the world so that a new one may rise. This is my purpose. I am not sad.