2025 in quotes

In a hole in the ground, lived a yeast infection

 

Kaikki Rovajärven putket punaisena, yksikään porotokka ei selviä

 

You look like an angry oil slick

 

If you're trying to compete, I'll have you know nothing turns me on like a blueprint

 

Et sä oo ruma! Sä oot vaan typerä

 

You've been to therapy by proxy

 

Sä tarvit turvasilmät. Eiku suojalasit

 

Mä löin sua akustisesti turpaan

 

3D printing is a hobby for people who like picking scabs

  

It's coming. Or it is at least breathing heavy

 

 It was nice meeting you and getting insulted by you

 

Paskoin junan lattialle. Meni ohi

 

Always tell your troubles to someone who has no idea what you are talking about

 

Mikä vitun tätimies sie nyt oot? 

 

When the big thing happens, you shut up or the big thing comes at you

 

Pakettisi on noudettavissa Kairatien Rabatista vuonna 1999. Käytäthän aikakonetta. Henkilökorttia ei tarvitse näyttää jos sinulla on vanhentunut Maalaisliiton jäsenkortti

 

 Nostin laatikkoa ja lattialta löytyi noitakuningas

 

"Mine", but not like a possession, but like a devotion

 

Find a hill that you would die on and then defend it

 

Seems corollary to that people lie, that people fuck up 

 

Are you uniquely qualified for sitting in this room, doing nothing?

 

As far as bad news go, this is about the best

 

A lot of your friends and loved ones are either buying plane tickets, bullets or both right now. And they need you. You have to show up for them

 

...Yeah, screw that, I think I'm just going to stay lost 

 

Did you come for my feelings? Cuz I left them in my other pants

 

I am not here to eat the fruit, I just tend to the trees.

 

Many of those who are driven to this life are desperately searching for those pockets of silence where we can root and grow.

 

I still got two people working for me, I gotta get one of them to do my job

 

 Before you is a temple of pain, that knew little tenderness in life

 

People are beautiful, statue-esque: parodies and tragedies of themselves. A great demorcracy of creatures

 

This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. THe sky, the world. You are still alive

 

Mankind, be vigilant; we loved you

 

I would have regretted it. And being an impatient man, I cannot afford regrets

 

Are you quite sure you are alright?
>Oh, god no. Not sure at all.

 

I run with a crowd where odd things happen a lot 

 

It's like a horse race, except it's actually a carousel. So there's no chance your horse will overtake the one in front, and the one behind you will never catch up to you. The horse in front of you is contentment. The one behind you is death

 

 Mitä näistä ees pyytää? Vitosen? Viiskybää? Turpaan?

 

The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. 
But above all, the world needs dreamers who do

 

 Only amphibious fucks given

 

We must look back and smile at perils past, mustn't we?

 

Takes away the hurt. Leaves the pain

 

Mun pronominit on kohta prob/lem 

 

Consider your origins. You were not made to live as brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge

 

Fools talk, cowards are silent. But wise men listen

 

Just fucking nysvätä with it

 

Sä oot sellainen arakno-kommunisti

 

Suunnan löydät, muttet oikeaa

 

The goal is an excuse to experience the process

 

 Why do you pay me to give you homework

 

Onpa pahan kuuloinen nimi, äätä, öötä ja ärrää

 

Mullapa on enemmän kromosomeja ku sulla!

 

 Tällä tehdään mielenosoittajista selvittämättömiä katoamistapauksia

 

Sir, you are hit! Your shirt is red!
>Don't be impertinent, I am a count. My blood is blue

 

Well, every day is all there is

 

I hate pickles, they are just cucumbers sitting in their own pee

 

 What is it with you and hotel rooms with people who have pens in their necks?

 

The sign of wear is the sign of a soul

 

A man's life is at stake
>A man's life is always at stake, and tragically low stakes at that!

 

You seem to be ding perfectly mediocre job at that on your own

 

Crooked as a Corsican highway

 

 You don't have an appointment
>I have a gun, does that count as an appointment? And I have a friend with a gun. Two appointments.

 

Se näyttää siltä miltä kuulostaa kun kuuro puhuu

 

You do know "HMS" also stands for "My Wife's Ship", don't you?

 

Tuli vapaa mutta pakollinen

 

Ei pidä muuttaa ruumista pinoksi

 

Ge bed, suck by the neck. Jeesus oli vampyyri 666

 

 Mun on kyllä lesbona pakko sanoa tähän että haista vittu
>Itsekin seksuaalivähemmistöön kuuluvana: haista itse vittu, käsittääkseni se on aika iso osa teidän kulttuuria

 

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why must I look like Charles de Gaulle?

 

Someone's going to take me out tonight.
>In that case I'll open the drapes and give the gunman a cleaner shot

 

 I hate how he's a story now

 

Don't worry about grammar. The worst thing that can happen is they think you are Dutch

 

I am going to commit several felonies that haven't been invented yet

 

Minä syön sidetarpeita ja paskannan buranaa

 

Go fuck yourself until you come back normal

 

This is not just a low-resolution image, he just was a very low-resolution man in real life

 

A lot of people like to write off solutions because they don't fully solve the problem. But the best solution doesn't have to solve the problem; it just needs to be better than the alternatives

 

Available from all good book shops. And some shit ones

 

It's nearly there. It could be better/worse. 

 

Ordinarily this would be a very traumatizing experience for the little tyke because children are very weak, and no match for the power of internal combustion engine. Or bigfoot

 

Kaikkea mitä kasvava paska tarvii

 

UESS Homostele Ja Rötöstele

 

He entered hell without passing go in 1998, via self-afflicted means

 

 Noh, kuten joskus rippileirin nuoriso-ohjaaja joskus sanoi: jopa Jeesus kävi paskalla

 

Kaasu pohjaan ja keskaria jumalille

 

Mulla on paljon sanottavaa VR:stä eikä mikään siitä oo painokelpoista

 

They're normal-rich, not fuck you-rich

 

When he's gone, we're all out of legends. With nobody trying to be the next one

 

I'm out of time, so I'm making this your problem

 

You have no vision and your dreams are not full. You know people dream, but you've never felt the impetus of a thought that's genuinely moved you, genuinely been your own. So you lash out at all who remind you of what it means to be human

 

Kohta sulla on kultti ja kontillinen kalashnikoveja

 

 I'm an "offensive information security researcher", which is how you pronounce "hacker" in front of people who can arrest you

 

-My boyfriend has the same rug as you
>Oh my god, you have a type

 

It's a classic case of "she-said-she-said-he-dead"

 

Mä kuulostankin ihan joltain hapankorpulta

 

I have a premenstrual urge to consume this goop

"Keep away from fire". Och samma på arabenska
 

Sen kaliiperin kyrpä että nyt teurastetaan vähän jäniksiä

 

Oh shit, my computer slave is gone

 

You can't plow a field with montage and Godard

 

I couldn't be more understanding and supportive of a righteous tax dodger

 

 Love like religion is not fun

 

I'm on your side, what do you need God for?

 

Musta tuntuu että tällä kortsulla tehdään lapsia 

 

 If you don't know who the S-tier weirdo is, it's probably you

 

Be indigestible. Grow spikes

 

Flippereitähän on kahdenlaisia, niitä jotka on rikki ja niitä jotka on juuri menossa rikki

 

 Reality is nothing but a collective hunch

 

Kylä-, seinä-, ja urheiluhullu

 

 Sika säkissä, eli pussitettu poliisi

 

Väistettiin ikean parkkipaikalla majavaa ja ajettiin maamiinaan. Vitun Puola

 

Opettajan mukaan hänet oli pyydystetty jostain savannilta ja lähetetty Krasnodariin hänen kiusakseen

 

I'm sure there's a Belgian word for it. It's going to sound German, but looks French when written

 

He was struggling with finishing the design, on the account of having died

 

Moi, Esa tässä, tai mitä minusta on jäljellä, oli aika kova se byrokraattinen käsittely

 

Fuck the lines, we're just coloring

 

He was talking about the same exact thing. Or at least I made it about thesame exact thing

 

She meta on my text until sidosteisuus

 

Eiköhän Venäjällä oo ydinohjuksista viety jo katalysaattorit ja lohkolämmittimet

 

Arsenikki ei lihota

 

Not in my muumilakanas

 

Perunoilla saa pillua. Eikä ees ainoastaan minecraftissa 

 

Nolite dare sanctum canibus
>Neque mittatis margaretus vestra anti porcos

 

You son of a bitch
>Okay. But you didn't know my father

 

What do you want me to do?
>What you always do: the impossible

 

You know it's a bad day when the best thing about it is getting shot in the head

 

A big part of poverty is being reliant on someone or something

 

The present is the only time that doesn't exist

 

 When techology is master; the disaster is faster

 

He just recently had a meeting with his maker
>You done did him?
>I did done.... Do

 

 Reikä se on aika-avaruudellakin

 

But that's impossible!
>Yes, it is. I did it

 

Hahaha, and they call me mad
>Who did?
>>...Huh. I guess I just assumed
>Safe bet

 

Big time ööpöti-öö

 

But the numbers can always go up. Or down, depending on which is more impressive

 

It's a lot easier to ignore a problem before you know you have it

 

Fotosynteesihän on tunnetusti sääolosuhde

 

If you have to eat shit, don't nibble

 

Every saint has a past, and every sinner a future

 

 There are no things that are either hard or easy. Only things that are more or less familiar

 

I like her. God help her, she seems to like you too

 

Without surveillance, it's really easy to start making some really expensive sounds in a hurry

 

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from

 

There's some "there" over there and I encourage you to be interested in that

 

The people in your lives are the ones you are going to rely on much more than metal and lead

 

I'm too neurotic to be into any woman who isn't evil 

 

Tällä ornitopterilla on krapula

 

You couldn't find your own ass with both hands
>And a map

 

Sä ite hiljennät naisten ääniä kun et osaa puhua söpöille tytöille

 

Hand-cut stones shatter bones, and then shatter on bronze plate, and bronze shields yield to iron spears, and thick walls of stone crumble before gunpowder

 

Meni myös Jyväskylässä pasmat sekaisin ku ois pitänyt MAKSAA ostarin vessasta.
Protestiksi pieraisin ja ajoin Viitasaareen

 

It cracks me up when bros are like "YEAHHH my third eye is OPENNN!" and then they don't know how rocks work

 

Sen siitä saa kun imee jonkun verta nuotiossa

 

Civilized men have far easier time understanding barbarians than barbarians ever have of understanding civilized men

 

Sieltä se penis vyöryy

 

Kaikki mun kumppanit on Tampereella, mutta onko kaikki mun kumppanien kumpparit

 

Ehkä sisälläsi on kaksi sutta. Joista toinen on nestehukka

 

Don't be a stranger
>Never by choice

 

I want to be like you when I grow up
>You want to be better than me

 

See, this is why god created 75ft extension cords

 

If you are wholly opposed to the use of force, you are held hostage by people who cannot be reasoned with

 

Isn't that dumb? Yes, it absolutely is dumb, that's why it is there

I know it's not a competition but he's won anyway

 

Low human value. Cheating but still a bot

 

Fortunately I have collected a significant amount of very nice garbage for just such an occasion as this

 

If you have something inside you that you think is good and cool, give it out to the world

 

I got quiet as shit because I've lived in Houston long enough to know I don't like getting shot at

 

Failure is a state of mind, not a state of being

 

However I am an aesthete who bears the burden of taste

 

Saw an armadillo once. On Easter, weirdly enough. Though I guess it could've been a rabbit in a space suit

 

Beauty springs from simple things viewed askew

 

Let's just begin from the startening

 

A true samurai doesn't concern himself with child support payments

I would like to revise my statement; this is the closest that God has made to a mistake

 

Ehdokkaan tulee aistia valoa ja hengittää nenän kautta 

 

Mie oon kyllä joskus ihan tyytyväinen että sie et osaa puhua edes Suomea

 

Paras sekoitus klassikoita ja tyylikkäimpiä oksennuksia

 

Teen kohta mun kupasta sunkin ongelman 

 

There's only two types of ships in the navy: submarines and targets

 

When the stars align, make lemonade

 

If it twitches, glitches or grieves, I've installed it

 

Törkeää lievempää väkivaltaa saa käyttää

 

Ei jää mössöö eikä mitään, eikä tarvi Juusoa heittämään seinään

 

Bakteerivaginoosi elikkä pöpöpillu. Tautitoosa. Pieneliöpimppi

 

The mind is willing, but the flesh is... 80s garbage plastic

 

No topic is risky if you know the depths of darkness in your own heart, unless they don't match with the person you're pretending to be

 

I made two of them because it seemed cool and made it more likely for the experiment to fail 

 

The prototype jammed a lot, which is another way to say it sometimes worked

 

Saa riehua mutta varovasti

 

Minna Canth oli viisas mies 

 

If you stick your finger into untested machinery, you deserve whatever happens to you

 

Araknoriisi ja peripukama 

The excruciating pain you feel when you sink a knife into your thumb? A lot of that pain comes from knowledge you're an idiot

 

Not to worry, I have all my shots. Gin and Tonic

 They said my body was a temple, but failed to mention it's one of those Hindu ones where monkeys fling shit everywhere

 

I'm not a role model, I'm a fucking example!

 

Dirt don't hurt and tools are fun

 

I don't have much appetite for things I can't tinker with

 

Some people say forgive and forget. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And get the hell out of town

 

The noose loosens a little more every day you spend alone

 

Tell me the truth, not what I want to hear

Why did he do this? Because he was incredibly pretentious. Sorry, I mean "French"

 

Don't let the math hold you back. Applied curiosity is a better source of creative education tha any college degree

 

Oh, how grand t'would be to be a coward.
To love life that much 

I like to do things in good DUI spirit

 

Ignorance is cured by education, but stupid lasts forever. I call that job security

 

This is important extra research I didn't do because i am a hack and a fraud

 

High-key stupid, low-key genius

 

The revolution is just a software issue

 

I'm all about FAFO with a test probe and a dummy load. I mean, that's basically my entire love life

 

Like the Japanese like to say; the best time to eat an edible is two hours ago, the second best is now

 

I enjoy loud times and lead acceleration

 

Slow down, let's not call it food; we make the finest in edible microplastics

 

How doth it matter when a man fall? When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal

 

Things are always getting better, but it feels like they are getting worse

 

Mie oon käynyt siellä joskus, se on semmoinen paikka että siellä voi olla ihan mitä vaan elukkoja, siel on karhuja puunoksilla paskantamassa ihmisten päälle

 

En käytä sitä rumaa sanaa, puhutaan "välimerkkien lähentelystä" 

 

If it's poopoo brown, we're taking it

 

Argumented Reality

 

Okay, back to whatever I was blowing up

 

They're scum
>As are we, in a matter of fact

 

You have no moral obligations to make yourself palatable to those who would consume you. 
Become indigestibe; Grow spikes

 

All proceeds go to beer and broken carbide

Video is as easy as your ex, audio is cheap like I am

 

Samassa asennossa makuultaan kiroilin pelkääjän puolen lattialla repien kabiinin ilmapuhallinta irti ja toivoen ranskalaisille seitsemää vitsausta plus tulivuori kaupan päälle

 

Videoeditointi Linuxilla on kuin runkkaisi raastinraudalla; koskaan ei tiedä toimiiko se, mutta se sattuu saatanasti eikä kukaan halua nähdä lopputulosta

 

En ole saanut tänään hirveästi aikaiseksi. Mutta parempi ettei saakaan hirveitä aikaan

 

The audio engineering world has never been encumbered by such things as common sense or user friendliness

 

You should always keep an extra sweatshirt in your car. You never know when somebody's going to get cold, and they might be cute

 

Vain nuo kolme pystyy tekemään vaasin ostamisesta aasinsillan autonakkuihin

 

As bored as an atlantean fireman

 

Shut the turpas kii

 

No nyt oli kyllä suoritus. Pissasit minun housuihin

 

I'm just a grid of conflict minerals drowning out the intrusive thoughts of your lonely death until you're done pooping, I don't know you!

 

theoden_ikääntyy_etuperin_takaperin_sekä_sivusuunnassa.exe

 

Meillä oli sellainen spatulakurssi

 

Alussa jumala loi maan ja sitten tulivat muut varsinais-suomalaiset hullut

 

Sellainen virastojen varasto

 

Do I have to disclose how much of this stuff I've stolen? 

 

Everybody talks about Jesus dying and coming back as the savior of mankind, but nobody talks about John F. Kennedy dying and coming back as an airport

 

You don't get an engineering degree to learn how to build a bridge. The Knack teaches you that. You get an engineering degree to learn how to build the shittiest bridge as cheap and light as you possibly can before you start to kill more than the acceptable number of people

 

Noin ne vaan terroristit pääsee vankilasta
>Ekaa kertaa ei lasketa ja toisesta saa jo tukkualennuksen

 

Mie laitan kumiankan perseeseen, katotaan mitä käy

 

You may have intended it just as a small jab, but I'm going to pull that knife in and twist it, just so you know how it feels to have blood running down your hands

 

Neljä seinää ja sekoiluu kunnes sain sekoilusta tarpeekseni

 

If you're brave enough to choose to do better, then I am dumb enough to invest my faith in you to get there. Maybe we're both wrong. 
But I bet we'll win more than we lose

 

Russia has -and this is a world war 2 spoiler-, pretty brutal winters

 

Ei voi järkiperäisesti määritellä eikä täten saavuttaa

 

Sain jonkun kelkkamessu-influenssa-by-proxyn 

 

Ei ole teknistä vikaa jota ei tietämätömyys ja liika voima ratkaisisi

 

Some of what I tell is fact, some is not. But it is all true

 

The miracle is not that I would speak, but that you would ever listen

 

This is not upcycling, it's gravity-assisted involuntary manslaughter with a side of criminal negligence

 

Siinä tuli taas trauma mitä ei ois tarvinnut

 

Kukko kiekuu, mie toin sulle stereot

 

Instituutiot ja yhteiskunta voi tukea, mutta vastuulliset paskaan käytökseen löytyy aina peilistä

 

Anything less is suicide by doctrine 

 

Some times small motives lead you to big lessons

 

Moment of something

 

What's great about landmines is that they don't discriminate

 

That which does not kill us makes us stranger

 

No, he's not intellectually disabled. He has ADHD, anxiety and a really unfortunate haircut

 

He who controls the spice controls the dinner table

 

You'd think for a rational man, or even a moderately crazy genocidal man, this would be enough

 

If you control India's saltpeter supply, you control Europe's ability to shoot people

 

Niinku semmonen tosi hetero-agraarinen, mikä se on 

 

He started out as "self-educated", which I think in the 1800s means "uneducated"

 

But something went wrong?
>This is war. War is mostly about things going wrong

 

When you've got the message, put the phone down

 

Oh no, we're spies. Or we were spies; now he's a captive and I'm a terrorist. Again

 

I have the pipe. Whoever has the pipe doesn't have to explain shit

 

I have lost the plot, and indeed the will to live

 

Ahh, "sea" as in "get in the-"

 

Unelmoivatko ravut Jerusalemista?

 

Mummon viinakaappi on kyllä fyysinen paikka että henkinen paikka

 

I've always wanted to snail mail a pharaoh

 

No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it

 

He uses the words "first flush of womanhood" in a way I think should be punishable by violence

 

Faith is a gift I have yet to receive

 

Ship with no flag is a pirate; a dog without a collar is a wolf

 

Kiss is a meeting of weapons in mutual surrender

 

At a time of loss nothing is easier than pity, and nothing more difficult than truth, as there are no easy answers to grief

 

Do you really believe that strength has anything to do with whether you win or lose?

 

Kai se joulurauha on muistutus turkulaisille että heittäkää tappelemasta

 

Revontulia! Munasarjat esiin, nyt mennään!

 

Kivikausi, rautakausi ja rullakebab-kausi

 

Nyt minun pitää kyllä testata tämä hypoteesi että onko minulla kusihätä

 

The things that haunt a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do

 

It just devolves into incoherent screaming rather than the coherent screaming we're adjusted to

 

Help enough people and you have your own army

 

You made the devil's bargain, did you really expect me to stop being the devil?

 

I ask for the court's indulgences, because I appear in front of you in pro per, and also, possibly, mad as a hatter

 

You are a lifesaver!
>I know, it's reflected in my fee

 

Here's a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell them to me

 

It's time to line up and see who's tall enough for the rollercoaster to hell! Some of us might not survive this ,but the ones who do will get the ultimate reward.... Paid

 

 You gotta be careful with what you get good at

 

Am I further along than I was yesterday? Yes. Then today was a good day

 

Trees grow best beside the dead

 

If you wish to destroy a man, give him all that he wants 

 

When navy ships are designed, regulations require naval architects to allow for 1,2 long tons of porn per 100 sailors

 

Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made

 

Is this how it always is for you?
>No! Well, kind of. Yes. Yes, definitely

 

If you are reading this, you are literate. Bravo six, going broke

 

Hyvä troolari, lankean huvikseni

 

If you feel despair, if you feel defeated, if you catch yourself dissociating or focusing on what our oppressors are doing rather than on what you can do yourself- that is territory that the enemy has claimed within you. Give them nothing without a fight

 

It's a long sequence of us being equal parts confused and competent

 

Everything is exhausting to put into words relative to how easy it is to think about them

 

In the rescue world we call that "being friendly furniture"

 

People quit because it takes too long to see results, because they can't figure out that the process is the result.

 

You have to kill those excuses. Or they will kill you

 

Do you ever say something and then think "wow, this is not even a bit, I'm just like this".
Some of you aren't even perverts; you just have normal desires that you are ashamed of

 

Hit the hay so hard last night I found the needle

 

It's universal if the universe is very small

 

Sometimes the cheapest way to pay is with money

 

Tässä on taktinen mahdollisuus käydä paskalla

 

It feels so good to load a gun when you are Chekov

 

The reason we have so many hoops for nuclear power is because Russians are too dumb to boil water and blew up Chernobyl in the process

 

 Mitkä on mitat kainalosta Hervantaan ja onko säilytetty kodissa missä hengitetään tai on protestantteja? Toimitatko mulle tänne homeperseensuolle kiven alle?

 

Jos johonkin tilanteeseen ei voi siteerata Eppu Normaalia tai raamattua niin kannattaako siinä tilanteessa ees olla

 

Strategically best moves are ultimately reductive, tailoring human participation down to it's absolute minimum

 

You don't expect a sunset to admire you back

 

I suppose success and defeat can look the same in the mirror

 

Lasketan kirrouksen niskaan, kuttun Kimmon kiukahasta, kammon kuolon porstuasta, Tommin Teboilin takkaa, vappautan vangitut voemat....!

 

You think a convicted felon should carry a gun?
>All the ones I know do

 

You can make a living following trends, but you can't make anything anyone's going to remember following trends. You make things that impact people by becoming a weird little guy about it

 

 To be fair, being plastered on a motorcycle without a helmet means he's been dead for years, he just didn't know it yet

 

Vittuilu, kyttääminen ja valitus tuli työsuhde-etuina ilmaseksi päivittäin

 

That shotgun in the corner is starting to look like a toothbrush

 

Pressure creates diamonds, yes. But it also creates a lot of rubble

 

People speak of hope as if it's this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. 
It's not.
Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestone in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go

 

Be careful what you allow to make a home in you

 

When you've made up your mind to shout out who you are to the world, it's a relief to know that you can do it in a whisper

 

Our torments also may, in length of time, become our elements

 

Humans are made of meat. Art needs to be made of meat also

 

Once you have a gun, every problem starts looking like innocent starving kids

 

Freely we serve;
Because we freely love, as in our will
To love or not; 
In this we stand or fall

 

Unread books in a library are like medicine in a cabinet. There for when they are needed

 

Some are chosen to be the shepherds, and some are chosen to manage the farm 

 

Excercise better impulse control in the next life

 

We're mortal men, we serve an ideal. We cannot always be ideal 

 

It's incredible how helpful elves become when they are dead

 

 Would you rather fight 100 crab-sized nazis, or one nazi-sized crab?

 

We don't always get to fix what's broken. But sometimes, we get to honor it