2011 in quotes

Then she met a group of geniuses and their friend Howard

No, you're talking about puppies and I'm not listening

Borrowed off a couple of pirates who were too dead to care

Do you have a plan to go with that grenade?

Paitsi sellaisia joista voi katsojana tunnistaa pop-kulttuuriviittauksen, ja pitää itseään niin fiksuna että voi hyvällä omatunnolla katsoa jatkuvaa roskasarjaa ironisesti

Do not fear shadows. They simply mean that there's a light shining nearby

And so I leave this world, where heart must either break or turn to lead

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

Reality is merely an illusion, although a persistent one

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character

Sometimes one pays the most for things that one gets for nothing.

The secret to creativity is to hide your sources

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education

No, this won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important biological phenomenon as first love?

Oh, I forgot. 50 0000 dead or alive.

Best relationships are born from treachery and lies. Because that's where everything eventually ends, it's a logic place to start.

I don't want to be remembered. It would mean that I'm dead

Things are never better than ordinary

He was a weapons grade douchebottle

You're the ANGRY video game nerd, not the emotionally aware videogame nerd!

This is his home go back to Russia!

These guys are just one Indian short of Village people!

Seison tässä vaikka maailman fiktiiviseen tappiin asti

Idiootin ja rautakangen ero on se että rautakankikin taipuu joskus

Did you eat my sandwich? >I am your sandwich

Bussilipun hinta plus paha mieli kertaa vaivannäkö on yhtä kuin turha homma

En nosta päivärahan lisäksi kuin tuoppia ja mielialaa jos sille päälle satun

Love doesn't blind, it illuminates one's vision to be able to see the beautiness that exists in all of us

If you won't stand for something, you'll fall for nothing

Vähän niinku menis perse edellä puuhun. Perse edellä mihin vaan! Ja vielä alasti!

My DeLorean begs to differ

The dialogue has the subtlety of a piano dropped off a cliff

I couldn't think of a drearier place than this, except my own flat. Or Birmingham.

Several hundred yards of precision-targeted flirting later, he had acquired two objectives

Ex-everything

The universe doesn't give without taking, nor take without giving

Miksi työn juhla on vapaapäivä?

Maailma muuttuu, aurinko laskee ja viina loppuu

War is easier than daughters

I've been thinking of a word but only thing that comes into my mind is 'rather disturbing'

Many of us think they are going to die. Few of us know it

Mind needs books just as a sword needs a whetstone

I'm not lying, just...not telling everything. >That's called lying, y'know

You're bickering like an old couple! Except the old couple can get a divorce

It's not a grenade, it's a persuasion device.

Don't go away angry, just go away.

Define 'interesting' >'Oh god oh god we're all going to die?

If you can't do something sane, do something right

Did you sleep with her sister? >No? Did you sleep with her mother? >No! I'm losing interest in your story

I aim to misbehave

I think you have a problem with your brain being missing

Relationships are ropes, Love is a noose

Preach at all times. When necessary, use words

Ei kai talossa ole varsijousta?

Antakaa hänelle olutta ja nopeasti. Muuten tapahtuu kamalia

A threat is a promise. You can lie about everything except your threats. An empty threat is surrender.

Asses I have kicked, though finding them less sensitive than other places

Jos jossain on huono keli niin se on Sodankylässä

"Koppa Mulkero"

Kun vastustajan korohoro tupeeraa tukkaansa on turha huutaa äitiä apuun

Muisti tuppaa tökkimään kuoleman jälkeen

It wouldn't kill us to meet new people. >For the record, it could kill us to meet new people

I was an American fall webworm in my past life. Those were the days. What were you in your past life?

It's what governments are for; getting in a man's way

I don't gossip. >Neither do I, I prefer the truth

Swine! >No sir! A gentleman! Only a swine uses the back hand, a gentleman uses the left straight!

I was talking about my hopes, they rarely meet my expectations

She's my wife! >No, she's your widow

If you're not alive, you can't play, and if you can't play...

Most of my head wishes I had

You died. >Seemed like the thing to do

Coulda Shoulda Woulda

The skill of diplomacy is to know more of your opponent's secrets than the opponent knows of yours

Just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story

Fear keeps you alive

Inhottava mies. Siltä löytyy aina mitä tarvitaan muttei koskaan siinä muodossa missä haluttiin.

Meni metsähallituksen puolelle

Too often the result of political conflict comes from the barrel of a gun

Nevertheless, inspector, bones and ash

I'm a specialist in disappointments

Grows and shrinks like the Assyrian empire

Trying to reach equality by shooting humans from behind trees

How're you doing? >I'm in pain, that's how I'm doing!

He can be at one point, or several

Jos haluatte taistella aseetonta vastaan, antakaa edes miekka!

You have a powerful name. You must kill it before it kills you

The German army doesn't approve of this! >They had to use their brains eventually

Playing with the boys doesn't quite work here. What's the lesbian equivalent of Kenny Loggins?

You can still retaliate by bombing until it's an abstract glasswork glowing in the dark

What's going on in there? >I'm drinking progressively more rum

And WHAT THE HELL is Nathan Fillion doing in this movie?

It's like the word monkey suddenly had six syllables