2012 in quotes

 Maybe you can't count but there's four of us.
>So go get more and it'll be an even fight.

I'm sorry, I only speak in movie trailer quotes.

Paras ratkaisu tähän tilanteeseen on fyysisen väkivallan käyttö.

Pelkään vain että provosoiva persoonani sytyttäisi maailman tuleen, mutta koetan hillitä itseni.

The barracks are fairly comfortable , and there's wireless internet available. Just don't harass the roaches. They live here, we're guests, and they outnumber us all.

If toiletpaper was made of nails, there'd be a lot more assholes.

In the future, if you need any support at all, please don't hesitate to look elsewhere.

Really, we're building a plane while we fly it.

We're trying to sort out a common definition of problem. So far we've only managed to agree that there is a problem.

I'll be go to hell..

Real greatness is what you do with the hand you've been dealt.

For all they take, a sword shall perish by the sword.

So what do you believe in?
>I believe in ammunition.

That's ugly enough to remember.

Want me to gag him?
>Why, am I starting to make sense?

I am the hammer, the right hand of The Emperor, the instrument of his will, the gauntlet about his fist, the tip of his spear, The edge of his sword.

Spirit of noxious Immateria, begone from hence! For The Emperor of mankind, manifold be his blessings, watches over me, so that I shall not fear the Shadow of the Warp.

War is not about glory, War is about victory!

Whilst we stand, we fight. And whilst we fight, we will prevail.

How are the drinks here?
>Great, if you like rat piss.

>>Never tried it.

It's the FBI, they're dumb, not deaf.

You already broke my heart, is it necessary to shoot it too?

A wise man always greets strangers with respect, for he might be looking into the eye of an enemy.

When in doubt, advance.

It's painless
>It's pointless.

I'm sure that's one of god's tricks. But getting out of places no-one else can, that's one of mine.

If you're here to test my loyalty, you've only managed to test my patience.

The toughest assignment is always the next one.

Is there a name for what's wrong with you?
>Yeah, the script.

Niin kovin helpostin ihminen kadottaa elämältään tarkoituksen.

El cadalso.

Terrain is said to be moderately contoured with moisture, which I think is tactical's way of saying precipices with waterfalls.

I thought you were dead.
>I get that a lot.

I'm not the mechanic, I mostly just hurt people!

It's like trying to talk to a brick wall that also hates you.

Some call it faith, I call it hopeful ignorance.

Power is simply power, it's neither good or bad, it just is.

Nothing worth knowing can be taught.

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.

Minua ei tarvi lepytellä, minä olen kevyesti humalassa.

You don't have to understand the dark. That's the thing about it; it doesn't need to be understood. It's just the dark. It's what it is.

It's better to be a part of the few than a part of the most.

Neutrality doesn't mean nonchalancy and heartlessness. Emotions shouldn't be killed. It's enough if you kill the hatred in yourself.

Well, I'm lost, I'm angry, and armed. So you mind telling me what' going on

A man's reach should exceed his grasp.

Doctrine is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

If the corps wanted you to have a wife, they'd issued you one.

I carry a gun because a police officer is too heavy.

Watch your back, conserve your ammo, and don't deal with dragons.

Ihmisen ei ole hyvä olla yksin. Mutta parempi.

Paha saa enemmän palkkaa.

Was nich ist, kann noch werden.

A vow of obediency is not the same as a vow of stupidity.

When you have sympathy for your enemies, you have the wrong kind of friends.

I made a book out of your friends, and you didn't listen. I'll return when I have made a library.

Mitä väliä on millä se matti 50v ampuu jos joku desantti eksyy kurikan vesilaitokselle

I'm not a sword, I only hold the sword. There's a big difference.

Ei se oo suklaata jos kysytään verottajalta.

Every problem on earth can be solved with a precise application of high explosives.

You seem to have a habit of missing the point.

We've found the enemy and it's us.

That's a short conversation. I think it might be over already.

Seuraavaksi tapahtuu seuraavaa seuraavassa järjestyksessä seuraavalla tavalla.

Ei kannata uskoa mitä varusmiehet teille kertoo. 90% mitä varusmiehet puhuu on täyttä paskaa. Eli jos joku sanoo sata sanaa, niin voitte heti karsia 90 pois, ja loput onkin sitten vaan vittuja.

Mitä nopeammin, sitä nopeammin.

Hetkinen perkele, nyt ei täsmää.

Kovat jätkät osaa moduloida 56k modeemia pelkällä suulla.

Mä vaan pyörin sängyssä kuin Darwin haudassaan Christian science museumin avajaisissa.

Irritant, yes I am. Oh you mean the product.

This is exactly the kind of problem that can be solved with a baseball bat.

A slightly tragic medical condition.

When push comes to shove, you have to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.

Reality's not what it used to be.

Tyhmä saa olla mutta ei ballistamies.

On a scale from dull to scintillating, you're positively tedious.

...passed the controversial "Fuck it" initiative.

It's practically a cliche.

I'm sure you'd desert your post and hare off to save ANY amazon.
>Ain't deserting, sir. Got permission.

I have to get to the bottom of this hole-
>Nothing simpler!
>>And live.
>Ah, tricky!

Will you shoot or will you let me in?
I'll shoot you in.

...aand it's not working. Plan B.

>Do you have a plan B?
>>Absolutely not.

Truth, like surgery, hurts, but cures.

You're a detective now, son. You're not allowed to believe in coincidence.
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Believe me, it's plenty fucking bad.

Here I am as I will myself to be.