2019 in quotes

 -I was born with the gift of hands and I'm going to make that everyone else's problem

-So I guess my day went from bad to expensive.

-I'm a feminist, I only work for Mother Russia.

-The road to arson is paved with missed opportunities

-That was meant to work a bit better than that.

-Unrecognizable force vs. The ignorant object

-You can't learn something new and remain the same person.

Mun elämä vituttaa mua
>Sun elämä vituttaa muakin

Nainen on kuin meri.
>Talvella jäässä ja kesällä täynnä sinilevää?

You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence

You're screwing it up the wrong way!

Ideas aren't worth a whole lot unless they work

...Ja huusit kavalille taivaille ponnetonta raivoasi?
>Vois pukeutua kupariseen pukuun ja kiivetä vesitornin huipulle vittuilemaan jumalille.

Jos ei hengitä niin ei voi kuollakaan vai miten se meni

"Accidentally". I think the correct term is "collateral damage".

-Success is failing on your own terms

Collateral beauty

This might be the end of the line, but it is not your destination! Get up and walk on!

Jussille ei enää riitä suo ja kuokka kun se on kuullut kelasta.

Fifty shades of tekokuitu

Suunilleen tämänmetrinen

Parempi vähän paskaa nurkissa kuin puhdas helvetti

Hanlon's razor: never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

Under normal circumstances I never let fear and good judgement get in the way of a good party laugh, but this really sketches me out

There's no-one easier to fool than yourself

We operate on a first name basis. My first name is "captain".

I have no character, I assume one.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Kun ämpärissä on kaksi vauvaa niin sitten on kaksi ihmistä

Plague cancelled due to sickness

Oon täällä vapaasta pakosta

Mä en oo vielä valmis! Oispa vielä rumaa!

Rain is liquid sunshine

If your welds sound like bacon, you're doing fine. If they smell like bacon, buddy, you're on fire.

You've gotta be bigger than your wounds, and understand that your madness is mere wallowing, while theirs is legitimate up-fuckery.
Besides: you ain't gonna win this staring contest for crazy doesn't blink.

Once you think you're on the pinnacle, you stop climbing

There's nothing a conservative politician fears more than a gay atheist created by science

A few years ago I got bored. When that happens, I usually end up picking up a new hobby

Sudden, acute onset of damned if I know

And what do we say to the god of Death?
>Idi nahui cyka

Nyt tehhään pojista miehiä ja naisista lapsia

Mitä puuta tää on?
>Se vois olla vaikka... Paskaa.

Meneminen on helpompaa jos saa jonkun viemään

It doesn't have to be this hard.
>Not hard is boring, and I hate boring.

People make mistakes. That's why they put rubbers on the end of pencils.

I love you, but I'm not sure I like you all the time.

It's just... One man's decorative glass wall fixture is another man's explosive glass wall fixture

Voi sitä kurkkusalaatitkin päällä polttaa kirkkoja.

Tell me and I forget,
Show me and I remember,
Involve me and I understand

Tastes like despair and a high crime rate

Suitable here is Johnny Red, suitable only for mixing with soda or pouring down the drain

Is this "N'Orleen" somehow related to this "New Orleans" I keep hearing about?
>"New Orleans" is what tourists say before they get mugged.

Ei vittu sitte sano kettu paskanmarjoista

The training and development a human must undergo to become a warrior is a destructive process, and the transformation occurs because the process is so hard

A portable, manually operated, optically guided inertial impact device
Or, a hammer

Vi tykittää nu!

You can't engineer wood

These trucks don't deliver concrete. What they deliver is anxiety in the form of a chemical reaction

There is. So much. Deeply wrong with you.
>And you married me. Doesn't reflect too great on you.

There's never a problem too big a bigger hammer won't solve

Tee työtä jolla on tarkoitus tehdä rahaa

We're in Kentucky, which is a loose confederation of counties who can't agree upon whether everything should be a liquor store or nothing should be a liquor store

Okay. I'm yelling at a chemical bond.

Two ingredients isn't a cocktail. Two ingredients is an emergency

It's not a fire hazard if the power is off

Cling tenaciously to my false bravado. It never fails!

Even though the majority of my birthday cake is candles, I fuck up from time to time too.

Tämä totisesti on oikea Narrien Torni, Narrenturm
Ja minä olen narreista suurin.
Tomppelien kuningas, tyhmyreiden hovimarsalkka,
Idioottien munkkikunnan priori

Well, I'm either in hell, or Utah.

Ompelija, eli Rättihitsari

Ei ole olemassa mitään kohtaloa. Vain sattumia joita meille tapahtuu. Loput keksimme itse.

Alahylly, eli konttausosasto

Tactical nukes are going off in our fridge, and you are telling me to stay calm?

See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small

I'm not looking for trouble
>What a horrible way to live

How dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you?

Every stage of the game here is wrought with uncertainty and self-loathing. Story of my life.

You know, I had the worst winter of my life one summer in Belarus

Good job for an apprentice! I haven't had one since the latest human rights tribunal

Machinist's Creed: First we break the chip. Then we break the tap. Then we walk away.

Täällä on ruttu på här!

En mie voi syyä sitä kun siinä on ainakin kolme kanaa ja viisi lehmää

Se on juotavissa oleva ongelma

Will this make a difference?
>Yes. Every act of defiance matters.
To the cause?
>To existence.

Victory is a child of many parents. Defeat is an orphan.

An architect knows a great deal about very little, and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less until he knows practically nothing about everything.

An engineer, on the other hand, knows a very little about a great deal and keeps knowing less and less about more and more until he knows practically nothing about everything.

A contractor starts knowing practically everything about everything, but ends up knowing nothing about anything due to his association with architects and engineers.

Kukkaset kuihtuu, vain harmaat muoviukot on ikuisia

Iloinen kuin sika paskassa

True danger lives in the moments you feel invulnerable

Miks kello on jo näin pimee

Mulla on musta köysi karatessa

Iron only lives in fire

Life exists because of strength, the strength to move from the present to the future. Life ends when strength fails.

Life is hard, man. Especially when you're a moron.

Compound issues, everyone's favourite!

Flesh grows weak. Steel becomes brittle. But the will is indomitable

Kultismi on tärkeämpää kuin trampoliinit

Jos et usko niin valehtelen uudestaan

Oon mie ehkä joskus kuullut mut en mie oo ollu silloin hereillä

Äiti auta miksei mulla oo varaa parempiin kavereihin

I can get you anything you need except more time.

Mä aattelin et mä en oikeen kuunnellut

Fletcher si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo

Cruel men make cruel warriors make cruel lords. We need to be better.

A line must be drawn between what is good and what is evil, for if the Great Enemy comes with offer of power to a wretch, what reason does he have to refuse hell if he dwells in it already?

Oderint dum metuamt- Let them hate as long as they fear

Mortis Portalis Tackulatum- Dead as a doornail

Crashing- or as I like to call it: Lithobraking into a low-altitude synchronous orbit

The difference between salvage and piracy is just a matter of timing.
>Right. In salvage, the crew is dead before you start stripping the ship.

Am I interrupting something important?
>Impossible. I work for the government

What is my religion? I'm a practicing none of your goddamn business

Mie nukun mieluiten vaakatasossa

This looks like sound

Kato sie kun mie en puhu karttaa

Ei sinne vittuun, sul on oma.

Sugar daddy, eli fruktoosifaija, eli fariinifatsi, eli glukoosigubbe, eli makeutusainemiesesikuva

Mescal: finest of drinks that make you blind

Like the house the lesbian couple built: all tongue in groove, not a stud in sight

Being a cynical optimist contrarian...

Vauhdilla sisään ja paareilla ulos

Kiinni on ko alko jouluna

Leveys kertaa voima on yhtäkuin mahtuu

We're all doing someone else's dirty work

Pupupimu joka kainalossa

You defy death every morning

I know the drill. Smile, shake, and try not to call them a cunt

Sometimes a flower is just a flower, and the best it can do for us is to die

RUD: Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

Täysillä tiheimpään

Muista aina naisen kanssa: Kerran ja karkuun

Sisään vaan vaikkei seisokkaan

Jos sitä ei voi syödä, juoda, naida tai käyttää linuxilla niin pitäköön tunkkinsa

Joka toiselle kuoppaa kaivaa saa siitä 60€ tunnilta

Miks oot niin vaikea kun vähällä vaivalla vois olla ihan mahoton

Do you doubt my abilities?
>No, just your intentions

Are you perhaps short of a marble?

I'm afraid that ship has already sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean

"Rigid" is just another word for brittle

Fortis pro Periculo- Strong because of the danger

Sinähän näytät ihan kelpo turjakkeelta!

Tuuppaisin tuota korkeintaan ulos ilmalukosta

I am an idiot and so can you