2020 in quotes

 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰.

Se on alle vuorokauden elokuva

Ripitetty, rokotettu, ja pari kertaa sakotettu

 

Arrakis is the galactic version of Afghanistan

 

I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.

 

It would be absolutely, totally and in every other way inconceivable

 

There's nothing to explain. you're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!

 

Life is pain. Anybody who says else is trying to sell you something.

 

We will never survive!

>Nonsense. You're only saying that because no-one ever has.

 

Man who can do that can plan my castle onslaught any day.

 

Let me explain. No. There's too much. Let me sum up.

 

Refleksinomainen klitoriksen etsintä on ihan normaalia.

 

Nothin' so bad it couldn't get worse.

 

Workbench is a tool. I am a tool. Everyone is a tool!

 

If I was any dumber, I'd have to be watered twice a week.

 

Totta munassa, ja tasaväkisyyden nimissä vitussakin.

 

Fysistit, kemistit, ja muutkin nistit voi kertoa sitten alijäähtymisestä ja faasimuunnoksista solidus- ja likviduspisteiden välisellä puurosektorilla, joka lienee onnenpyörän legendaarisen rosvosektorin Australian takamaille kadonnut ja yleisesti vähän tyhmähkönä pidetty serkku.

 

I like being on the right side of the dirt.

 

𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝.

 

If you're self-employed it is your duty to say things that would get others fired.

 

To the better world we all dream of.

 

𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬.

 

Futuaris nisi irrisus ridebis

 

Elä hyvin ja poistu

 

What makes you think I would ever do anything dumb?

>You married me, didn't you.

 

Not only am I an idiot, I am also human.

 

Smooth seas don't make a good sailor.

 

Balalaikka elikkä neuvostoliittolainen juhlarälläkkä.

 

Ooksä joku konditionaali kun sä oot niin -isi?

 

Maailma muuttuu yhdet hautajaiset kerrallaan

 

That boy needs to get some self-respect

>He's an artist, that ship has sailed.

 

What's your favorite color of the alphabet

 

Lepää herneissä

 

Now best be cagey here, if we're getting so fancy someone might mistake me for

a) competent

b) sober

 

No job is complete without an idiot check, test run and ceremonial concealment of leftover bolts.

 

From Gehenna to the throne, he who travels fast, travels alone.

 

Olin munasiltani jo ennen kuin hytti lähti liikkeelle.

 

Kovempaa mutta huonommalla laadulla

 

Onneks mekään ei rakasteta sua

 

Koolla ei oo väliä kunhan niitä on kolme

 

Hammer, also known as a swing press

 

Parveke auki, purkkaa ja paskalle.

 

Tuoka joku nyt tänne jotain helevetin voimia avuksi

 

I'm the patron saint of mediocrity

 

Persees on terävämpi kulma

 

Vasta kun jonkun asian on tehnyt, tietää kuinka se olisi kannattanut tehdä.

 

Mul on pää kipeä kun täällä on näitä homoitiöitä

 

Ai niin, tänään on karkausvuosi!

 

Eihän kukaan ainakaan tahallaan kopioi, lainaa tai varasta tavaraa jos sitä pidetään huonona.

 

I'm sufficiently obsessed with multiple things

 

Let's see if I can not fuck it up too good and proper.

 

𝐓𝐚̈𝐚̈𝐥𝐥𝐚̈ 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐚̈𝐧𝐚̈𝐚̈𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐚̈𝐧 𝐤𝐲𝐬𝐲𝐦𝐲𝐤𝐬𝐢𝐚̈ 𝐤𝐮𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐤𝐬𝐢𝐚

 

Onneksi ilmasto lämpenee niin nämä keltaisen lumen hiutaleet sulaa pois.

 

Vantaan kokonen äijä

 

Any obstacle not adequately covered by fire is not an obstacle

 

Saamelaiset olis maailman helpoin kansanmurha

 

I've heard quiet, it makes you beg for screaming.

 

Jeesus Allah Saatana ja Kenobi

 

What kind of a jerk spends 60 grand and buys italian?

 

Then again I ain't the doctor here, I mostly just hit things when they glow.

 

The first 2000 miles are easy, the last 20 feet is hard.

 

Future is just another crappy version of the present.

 

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

 

All that was required to stop them was a stalwart disposition and an utter ruthlessness

 

Listen here, You don't like me, and I don't like me either

 

Breathe deep boys, that's the smell of climate change.

 

A prayer is as good as a bayonet on a day like this.

 

Humans don't reset all that well

 

I do most of my thinking in my head. That joke works on many levels, nautical and cerebral.

 

The danger is completely different than the fear.

 

𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐭.

 

Our paths diverge, but there is no distance.

 

If a fan can do this, Imagine what an air conditioner could.

 

All is going well, living long, prospering.

 

You never really know where you're going until you get there.

 

Many believe that a satisfactory future requires a return to an idealized past. A past, which never existed.

 

Rhetorically I'm a mess.

 

I.n

S.itu

R.esource

U.tilization

 

𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭.

 

Assisted regime change, AKA. a coup.

 

Justice is merely the construct of the current power base.

 

As long as there's plenty of meat, the secret to good welds is a thick paintjob.

 

Jesus, Buddha, Sagan, anyone with temporal admin rights

 

Don't threaten me with a good time.

 

Beyond mountains, more mountains.

 

𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲.

 

Gotta be careful with these old things, go too deep and you get into some of the structural rust.

 

Is he going to shoot me?

>No.

>>Then he oughtn't point a gun at me. It's insincere.

 

Kuka päätti että kulttuuria voi noin vaan muuttaa?

 

Mikään ei pilaa kivaa paremmin kuin lesket ja lakimiehet.

 

Mie sanoin että pois tieltä niin se vaihto ulottuvuutta

 

 Nämä ihmiset on kyllä aika lopullisesti ratkaistuja

 

The weak are meat for the strong to eat

 

Lumber is cheap- it literally grows on trees.

 

Tuo villi proteiini vois painua vittuun mun pikkareista

 

Today we are making a margarita. The first thing we're gonna need is a bucket.

 

The only reason for time is so that everything wouldn't happen all at once.

 

Irrational thoughts must be followed absolutely&logically

 

𝐎𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭.

 

I apologize for the length of this letter, I'm afraid I didn't have enough time to make it brief.

 

Mitä yhteistä on kriisihallinnolla ja sienillä?

>Molemmille syötetään paskaa ja kumpiakin pidetään pimennossa

 

I assure you, if I came across as if I insulted you, it's because I inteded to.

 

The problem with 2230 is that it comes PRECISELY three minutes before 0230 if you're not careful.

 

So you are a thief.

>I like to call myself a specialist in complicated acquisitions.

>>So, a thief.

 

Minä juoksen täällä ilman housuja ja sinä olet huolissasi kun sulla on paita päällä?

 

If a dolphin hits your house, DO NOT GO CHECK ON IT.

That's how the hurricanes lure you out.

 

Too bad I didn't have any coal up my asshole, could have made diamonds.

 

If it ain't broke, try harder.

 

If we do our best individually, collectively we'll be awesome.

 

𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭?

>𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡.

 

I may not be very talented, but at least I'm unprofessional.

 

I'm doing just fine, y'know, siphoning fuel out of people's cars. Just to drink, not because I need it.

 

𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐬.

 

You couldn't find your own ass with two hands.

>And a map.

 

Hitto soikoon, joskus tekisi mieli antaa itselleen potkut.

 

RTFM, as we say in the engineering industry.

Read The Fucking Manual.

 

For legal reasons this is not vodka.

 

Is there anything worse to step on in the middle of the night than a Lego?

>A landmine.

 

𝐖𝐡𝐲? 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠.

 

If your good-enough table rocks back and forth while you're working, technically it's not good-enough. Technically it's a piece of crap.

 

If death gives you the sixth level of hell, make it the seventh for others.

 

Fakta on että tupakointi lyhentää savukkeitasi.

 

Luonnon paska on puhdasta. Ainoastaan ihmispaskasta saa tauteja.

 

Telekänbönthöö

 

Jos sille on fobia niin on sille fetissikin.

 

Krapulan eläinpuisto

 

It's a whale until it goes active.

 

Smart man knows when to leave. A wise man knows when he's no longer welcome.

 

En ehkä läsnä mutta paikalla

 

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

 

Eikös japsit uppopaista kaikkea pyyhekumeista isoäiteihin?

 

How do you take your steak?

>Knock the horns off and walk it by the fire.

 

Vegetables. AKA, what food eats.

 

I'm no botanist, but seeing two bushes in one day, this weekend could have gone a lot worse.

 

Mulla jäi tekosyy mikroon

 

Eh, keeps the biggest chunks of water out anyway.

 

You can purchase most items using a simple handgun.

 

Jos kaksi suomalaista on jonossa niin niiden väliin mahtuu kymmenen saksalaista tai ainakin kaksikymmentä italialaista.

 

Not exactly metric, not exactly SAE, it's some sort of a martian thread.

 

Moment of truth time.

 

𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠.

 

We ain't happy until you ain't happy.

 

Water, AKA. Mosquito factory

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

It's only three inches, but smells like a foot.

 

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 '𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥' 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬.

𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

 

Incoming fire has the right of way.

 

'Fiction' is a lie telling the truth.

 

Adequate at everything to not be good enough for anything.

 

Se on harmonisesti kamala.

 

Kunnon 'mulle dewi-viskin pilasi se kuinka rumat etiketit fantassa on"-argumentti

 

This is a special technique, known as Cheating.

 

Vittu mitä fasismia kun pitää laittaa housut jalkaan

 

Once a cucumber can take out the trash, I'm out of a job

 

Joskus on helpompaa pysyä aloillaan ja antaa myrskyn mennä ohi

 

I would make bad decisions with that.

 >I.... well, you would make bad decisions whether or not you were drinking unicorn wine, darling.

 

This one is rated to fuck your life in half

 

Now you don't like me, and I don't like me either, but if you don't kill me today, we'll continue our onslaught of abuse and neglect. Deal?

 

That was. Interesting. As an ancillary benefit I can now turn coal into diamonds. Need a new seat though, this one has bitemarks on it.

 

No jos muisti lähtee mutta näkö jää niin mulle passaa.

 

People incapable of guilt generally have a good time.

 

Bureaucracy is where fun goes to die.

 

Jesus, if I needed to murder subtext I'd dig up Ayn Rand and stick a pen in her hand.

 

Hey, uncalled for! And also fair.

 

Non-lethal violence, it's my second favorite kind!

 

Switzerland is like the jazz of countries. It just keeps going and going and nobody knows why.

 

Mow them down like it's a bad day at the Somme

 

Don't speed me through the turntable of Very Goodness

 

Se mikä ei tapa se vituttaa

 

Niin paska sää että korpitkin kävelee

 

Three summers, and a thousand years ago

 

Tuulee niinku venäläisissä elokuvissa

 

I've an educated taste in whiskey and women, waistcoats and bills of fare.

 

It's what's technically known as "fuckered"

 

In my experience, if you let a man break your nose, the next time he tries to break your spine.

 

Nää on taas näitä lakeja että sunnuntaisin ei saa pitää kaloja tohveleina.

 

Only thing I ever caught fishing in winter was a cold.

 

This is highly irregular.

>No. Highly irregular is when I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

 

You're the grand-daughter I always wanted but was too afraid to buy online.

 

It's impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present and a waste to live in the future.

 

Kiiltää kuin kaskelotin kulli

 

Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead.

 

Too much is always enough

 

Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.

 

The odds are good, but the goods are odd

 

𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐩𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞

 

The best way to have many opportunities is to take a few

 

Sama paska, eri vessa

 

I know you have questions

>That would be why I just asked them.

 

Nobody can make you angry. The anger always comes from within yourself.

 

Death smiles at all of us. But all we can do is smile back.

 

Nothing like a nemesis who doesn't know your name. It's like playing air guitar with your entire life!

 

Why don't you all just take a deep breath. There's wonderful oxygen just outside my office.

 

Well, I'll notify the consulate of the great country of 'I-don't-care-istan'

 

We'll cross that bridge when you casually stab it

 

Minkä takia ajan pitää kulkea eteenpäin

 

If you live in fear, you won't achieve very much

 

You win some, you shoot some.

 

I've never known more about what isn't going on in this movie

 

Ihmiset yleensä kuolee siihen asentoon mihin ne jää

 

Vehkeet kädessä kohti ystävyyttä

 

Neuvostoliitto: mikään ei toimi, mutta kaikki järjestyy

 

Puhutko sä sulaketta

 

Suutarin lapsella ei ole seiniä

 

Kohtalo kutsuu Halvan maukasta lakritsaa!

 

Kaikki kaikella ja kahesti, kaikilla törpöttimillä

 

Parisuhde oli pahempi kuin krapula koska se kesti monta kuukautta

 

Itse suosin kuspasdefenestrointia, mutta sitä pääsee harvinaisen harvoin harrastamaan kun vessoissa on niin kirotun pienet ikkunat

 

You're not qualified to judge, your emotion spectrum runs from cranky to homicidal

 

They are multiful and plentyfold

 

Mulla vituttaa mie en oo ihan varma

 

Ruumis on vaan sen nimi. Se tulee siitä että se on ihan lötkö eikä enää elä

 

He's an expert in all the things I don't want to do

 

Komando komando tiger mafia transilvania panzerfaust!

 

Kaljan maukasta lakritsaa

 

𝐊𝐚𝐮𝐡𝐞𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐢 𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚̈ 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚

 

Mie lähden nyt KKKlle, eli Kusi, Kalja ja Kosmopolitan-lehdelle

 

It's okay as long as you know it's the wrong decision that you are making, cos it's almost like you're making the right decision

 

They could have gone at it a lot longer, there's not a lot of places to hide in the Mediterranean sea when you're driving a warehouse full of missiles around

 

Tämä hevosenraato ei ole vielä valmis

 

Myy nahkasi kalliilla

 

All mud and morons if I remember correctly

 

Antaa niiden saatanoida

 

It's relatively easy to blackmail the crowd into a standing ovation. It is impossible to blackmail them into a gasp.

 

Vittuilu ei paljon voimaa tai älyä vaadi

 

Meni näkö ku mie nauroin niin lujaa

 

Ihmisestä ei kuulu lähteä kyyneliä ja spermaa yhtä aikaa, se ei ole luonnollista

 

Ouluun ei tule talvi, Ouluun tulee vain pahuus

 

Yliopistot on kuin vesimeloni: vihreä ulkoa ja punainen sisältä

 

I ain't never been accused of being wise, sir

 

It doesn't feel like a tool. It feels like I am the tool what bought it

 

Elämä rämeillä ei ole helppoa

 

Perhaps homosex goodbye?

 

Aina kun menee jonnekin on myös tultava sieltä pois

 

Mie oksennan. Mutta silleen kivasti

 

Tuo vitun minttusaatana. Tuo on sentin paksuinen after eight täynnä spermaa

 

Nännien hively on kaikkien ilo

 

Aloin uskomaan sosialismiin heti kun oli viinaa tarjolla

 

Noni, vitun hyvä, kauhea sotku.

 

No mikä vittu tällä oli vialla

 

Kaikissa arvostelut 50/50 "helevetin hyvä" ja "hajos heti 6 kertaa"

 

Kyllähän sitä kauniita naisia vielä kattoo. Mutta ei muista että miksi.

 

Helevetin kellot ja ämpäritolkulla verta

 

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐬𝐢𝐫, 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!

 

They're inviting us to defeat them, we must oblige!

 

Redbull antaa siivet, vodka antaa nelivedon

 

Onko täällä muitakin kuolleita kuin minä?

 

And from then on forth, anyone with a talent for it, lived happily ever after