2022 in quotes

Here's to many more years of doing stuff and not always understanding why

The Muse works on it's own time.

Ei elämä oo pelkkää hymyä

You can put it in the- what's the opposite of a fridge?

Mä voin kertoa sen hyvän Mein Kampf-jutun!

Teillä on kaikki oikeus lösähtää

Leningradin hamsterivuokraamo on kiinni pyhien ajan niin net joutuvat käsin veivaamaan servereitä

Se ei riitä eikä etes kelpaa

It's like making fun of the Amish on the internet. If you say a slur in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, is it still racist?
>Well, yes, but I see what you are getting at

Civilizations and empires aren't built on weapons. They are built on tools, effort and creativity

If anything, we're taking the bisexual prawn suit

Me käännytään suoraan

Ollaan me ennenkin kotia eksytty

Mie pystyn mutta mie en voi

Hyvän sepän kuuluu osata vittuilla, ryypätä ja valehdella

Mitä vittua sie teet?
>Sun vittua

Suosikki-maidonkorvikkeeni: ydinjäte

Not all heroes wear clothes

Noi on vähän niinku marsuja; päitä joilla on perse

Enemmän mua huolettais jos tää tuntuis hyvältä silleen hyvällä tavalla

Slow is slow; purpoiseful is fast

Koska sie unohdat että sulla on muisti

"Moi! Pakettinne on siirretty lähimpään avoimeen automaattiin ja on noudettavissa automaatista osoitteessa Ülikooli 26, Tartu, Eestin tasavalta.
Haista paska, toivoo Posti"

Tää on liikaa alamäkeä tää sun pylly

Mie olin menossa hakemaan juotavaa mut sit mie jäinkin istumaan

Sometimes fate steps in to rescue the wretched

It's not easy to have a good time 

Miten siuun mahtuu niin paljon teetä mutta niin vähän pissaa?

Mie oon tosi huono lukemaan äänikirjoja

Tämän takia alienit ei puhu meille

Valtakunnan propaaniministeri herr Pöppels

Pikkuhomosetä

We are not particles; we are waves. We are not static; we are Things In Motion

Jos joku bongaa maata lähestyvän komeetan niin toivon että pitää omana tietonaan

In the general direction of "that way"

Brain damage in the right places can do miracles

If you don't like what you see, it's because you are afraid of the truth

No need to wish for reality

I'm alright
>Really alright or "not ready to talk about it"-alright?

There is no prize for the best victim

So just drinking and fucking?
>Until they run out of one or the other

War is the wrong place for good men 

You're not really grown up until you realize that there's something more important than yourself

Substanssi-Boris

When you are looking into a mirror, you are not looking at your reflection, you are looking at the reflection of your self-esteem at that second

Happy Festivus and Merry New Beer

I would say it's a mix of late teen, twenty-something, thirty-something, forty-something and fifty-somethings that are ruining everything

50-50-90: You got a 50-50 chance and 90% of the time you are wrong

Kai mullakin on joku motiivi kuolla

I don't want peace! I want problems!

Some sort of strange malfunction where there's no more bullets in the gun 

Viiksien vakuuttaminen maksaa neljä tonnia 

Jesus Christ, if you want to talk, go to a church!

People ask me do I drink coffee. I do not. They ask me how do I wake up? I simply stop drinking whiskey

If this is what the activation of MKULTRA programming feels like, I understand people who commit hate crimes

Later when we start throwing these drinks back, right before we operate heavy machinery

Sometimes you gotta kiss a lot of frogs 

Kuolematon vastoin tahtoaan

Ruttuinen ja luiseva ku muslimin muuli, muuten ihan hyvä

If you're mad at The Good Stuff, it's time to watch The Bad Stuff

Sillä ei oo mitään tekemistä seksin kanssa, se oli pelkkää kärsimystä

He's not psyched to be here
>He might be psyched to be elsewhere 

Tautinen humpuuki

Mitoosia harrastamme miesten kesken

Tapahtui vuonna vitun eilen

Eihän se ole votkaa eikä mitään jos se ei rutise hampaissa kun pureskelee

Persistence without insight will lead into the same otcome 

Jos matot voi olla self-healing niin miksen mä 

Create meaning where others see the end of a story 

Se vedettiin kyllä ihan puhtaan paskahädän voimalla 

We considered fair and decided against it 

Bosses are like diapers- always on your ass and full of shit 

No mutta rakkaus on lumivalkoinen
>Eiku se on kokaiini

Någon shithole country

This is, among other reasons, why we drink

I think you eventually become the person who would have saved you in a time nobody did 

We want the bread to rise, not generate thrust 

I'm an aspiring problem

What took you so long?
>I had to re-heat the cold war 

Miten lastenkoskijat liittyy tennikseen?

That's a weapon?!
>Uh, you mispronounced "you're welcome" 

I learned a lesson today.
No idea what it is

I'm going inside to meet your friends. Anything I need to worry about?
>They have guns
>I'm shocked and amazed

Saattaa niitä olla vielä jossain Vladivostokin poliisiaseman karhuryhmällä

You do jotakin

Vitruviuksen ryssällä on teille ilouutisia!

Everything is, in the best case, perfectly fucked

Saat olla jehova tai saat olla skientologi, et voi olla molempia 

Rotuoppi-Nykänen iskee jälleen!

If you think about all the things that could go wrong, all you've done is drag yourself through a thousand disasters, but in the real world, all you ever have to go through is one

I'm not sure that's wise.
>That's why it's not wise. It's smart

When you've evicted your boss and the love of his life from their bodies, ten minutes can feel a lot longer 

Nobody talks to her that way
>Except you, apparently!
>>Well I shouldn't do it either!!

Great. You ever smuggled an elephant out of a crowded building?
>Only twice.

Uh, then I guess we'll live, if you want it that bad 

I'd recommend you keep quiet, because you're giving me a lot of rope and all I can think of is what a wonderful noose it would make

Real cooperation is not only helping others- it is also trusting that they can help themselves, no matter how concerned about them you may be 

But I prefer this worry, I think. I would rather not know why my comrade is well than understand precisely why they are in danger

Mä en oo niin tyhmä miltä sä näytät!

Geometrisesti muotoillut mukulat

Would you drink vermouth?
>...Yes, I'm afraid I would

I'm going to dig my own grave with my tongue 

'who you are' is determined at the moment of action, not by how you think you are or how others perceive you 

I am not an idiot, or a fool, except in those moments that I am

I was offered the position as a bishop because I was known as a good preacher and I hadn't been arrested yet 

Some of us are not as fucked up as others, but none of us are not fucked up at all

I make art to show my soul I'm listening 

Doesn't mean that they are bad people. Doesn't make them republican or anything

Like a shark in a waterpark, we tread in exciting and unprecedented waters 

Joo ne oli häivelainausmerkit, koekäytössä

Sierra Tango Renault Kangoo 

Kaikki on mahdollista tahdon voimalla ja vaseliinilla

Minun mielestä tuommoinen mobiilikrematorio kuuluu sodankäyntiin kuin kenttätykki ruoanlaittoon

Ku haluut vaan seksiä mut joudutkin terapiaan

Tohtori Surströmming, eli kuinka lakkasin välittämästä ja opin rakastamaan kemiallisia aseita 

One way to reduce world suck is to give away stuff you made y'self

Some green stuff what gets in your mouth. Pretty sure food eats it 

My misery was looking for company 

I sell war crimes and war crime accessories

Those are the official rules that I just made up 

They made a desert and called it peace 

Dystopia vuotaa

Semiakustinen käsityöolento

Tää bossi saattaa vaatia semmosta pientä demihumalaa

No past; but an infinite present

It is not the critic who counts, nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat 

If one possesses many favorites, one has many directions to learn and grow

You like every stream with a car chase in it
>Yes. However I do not like it when they crash. Seems very violent to me
>>I remember you laughing when the police chief's head was vaporized in the last week's episode?>>>Your tone suggests a contradiction I do not see

An ending is a terrible thing to witness. For some of us, it's an impossible thing to witness with grace

Everything is roses and better, darling. All perfume and no thorns 

Oh, am I late?
>It has been 42 seconds. I was concerned

I don't hide my nervous. I am terrified

You must've spent too much time with Juno, darling. I'm afraid he's becoming a good influence

May I ask you a question? I must inform you that I will ask it whether or not you allow me to
>Then I'll be gracious and say no so that you can feel very rebellious and heroic

Trust can't grow solely from a soil of love. It needs time. Endless time.

Less dawdling, more lawbreaking, darling

Can I ask you something?
>I hope you don't think you need to ask a permission

And although I am selfish, by nature, I am also contrary, which means I have to resist myself at every turn, including my resistance. If that makes no sense to you, then, darling, you may get in the line right behind me

Right. Because going into one fourth of the apocalypse sounds easy

Hyperboli are my 213th worst habit, yes

I was taking an unexpectedly large portion of those armchairs and champagne that Juno mentioned. And you know that upholstery doesn't agree with my stomach

Buddy Aurinko, criminal mastermind and elegance incarnate. May I ask who is calling?
>Jet Siquliak. You may know me from working together for the past eight years.
>>Jet Siquliak, as I live and breathe. How are the kids? That is to say, your car

Singing and theoretical physics? is there anything that car can't do?

You should not die. There may be no forgiveness, but other good can still be done. The past is dead behind us; the future is potential

You did far more to save yourself than I did
>And I wouldn't even have started if it weren't for your words

Locks and security are just symbols

Your life is worth so much more to me than a pull at the slot machine of any prize

Mä kasvoin Hangossa, se on tynnyri

Mie ymmärrän jalat mutten jalkoja

A legend is an old story; a dead thing frozen in time. And we are very much alive

I'm rather sharp, actually. It seems to be the time I start taking my own advice

Helping others and helping yourself are different things

I've already planned to keep learning new things about you until the day we die

Fine. I'll do it. Happy now?
>More ever day that passes

One day I realized I didn't have to explain myself anymore. Everybody thinks they know you. They make up a version of you in their head and if you don't play the part, they start asking questions. Sometimes with words...
>Sometimes with a look.
>>And one day I wasn't playing the role the best, and I looked at him and he looked like he.... Didn't seem to mind. Like he stretched the role far enough to fit me, and I realized that I had already done the same for him.

Hurt can always sniff out hurt. Doesn't matter if it's wounded animals or hearts

I find that I never think clearer on a topic than when my mind is focused elsewhere

In my experience, growth is a painful process. Growth for the better, even more so. But I have found out that two people attempting that growth, they can find greater success if they attempt at it together

Are you telling me you just want to talk, big guy?
>Perhaps. Talk doesn't necessarily need to be part of it

I think we all contain a multitude of people. It is merely a question who we let out and for how long

We must be careful not to fall out of date with th story which we tell to ourselves about ourselves. It leaves you flinching for blows that never come, and blind to the ones that do

I gave up so much of myself so fast because I wanted to trust her so bad that I thought if I supply the trust first I could wait for the trustworthiness to grow in later

I don't think it's dumb. I think it's contradictory. But we are much more contradictory than we like to think

Tietynlainen maailmanloppu voi olla hyväksi

I would have accepted your invitation, except I despise you

Honestly, I could count the times I knew his location on one finger, and I would show you which but I'm afraid you would take offense

Interrogation without a point isn't an interrogation, it's... Family dinner

I don't know how I felt. Past sadness, but not quite angry

Surprising in the way someone puking on your shoes is surprising; neither of you get anything out of it, but you definitely didn't see it coming

Stop looking for why this can't be happening and adapt to the fact that it is

Mikä virtsakontiainen sieltä juoksee?

Always suspect a really good story

It's just that ghosts haunt people. Not houses

Nothing ruins a smooch cruise like breakfast reruns

It is neither nice nor the opposite. And if I am happy, it's only because I have learned to be honest with myself about myself

Getting what you want can be a frightening experience

Were you to live every day of your life finding out who you are, I think it would be a life well lived. Whether or not you come to an answer in the end

Master has given Dobby an alcoholic drink!

Ihmiset ovat peniksenkuoria!

Itsehän olen sitä mieltä että jos se ei ammu sarjatulta niin se on turha kampe

Pillut palliin ja kullit pyllyyn

Don't get old, man. It's fatal

If you have the means you have the responsibility to help others

Unfuckwithable

Bravery is when you stand a chance to face repercussions

Onko meillä täällä joku joka vois nukkua meille aamun?
>oottakaa 900 metriä

Dealing with people who take ghost tours is a special kind of hell 

Mä oon tilastollisesti homompi kuin sä

Se turri älähtää mihin kalikka kalahtaa

Kilin kolin kipsis, minulla on sepsis

Seisoo jo valmiiksi niin sama se on tapella

Mie käyn hakemassa porevettä niin alkaa natsismit luistamaan

Ah yes, hands. The feet of arms

We have no gender, plenty of disability rep, and best of all everyone is dead

Kaali on lehdenmuotoista vettä

Teenagers should be inside playing video games like god intended

Sometimes bigger is better. Some times, bigger is just bigger

The one who lacks no courage to spend their whole life in the dark is the first to see light in it

Mielummin Puppe perässä kuin kuppa kainalossa

Vanha kiinalainen sananlasku:
Sieltä sitä vitun valkoista paskaa taas ulee 

Happened to a friend, I was there. Alone.

Does that make it a glass-half-full or half-empty type a situation?
>We're engineers. It means the glass was manufactured to the wrong specifications

And in that sleep, what dreams may come

Historiallisesti pätevä horo

Kouvola on sen fursona

Attention and activity lead to mistakes as well as to successes, but a life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing

Piti opetella aapinen ja viikonpäivätkin uudelleen

I think we opened Pandora's box! And inside a dozen hornet's nests tucked under the nutsack of a rabid rhinoceros

Missä on homoritarit avaruudesta kun niitä tarvitaan?

I don't think being good at things is the point of doing them

Silloin kun YK ei auta, AK auttaa

Saatanan kävelevä kehitysvamma

It is very dangerous to give dolphins the ability to kill

My hands are bisexual, they hit both

Yritäpä tässä käydä järkevää keskustelua ja harrastaa etnonationalismia yhtä aikaa

Tulkaa hakemaan, leipänne päälle, turpaan

Does that line work a lot?
>Yeah, depending on what's going to happen after this 

Mulla on kaksi uutta meduusalasta ja Japanin lippu kokoelmiin

Star Wars on seksilegoja

Muuten illan keskustelut: kyllä, ok, näinhän se on, tissit, kyllä, oih ja ewokit vittuun

Damn the ramparts, doctor 

Not believing you are going to die is what gets you killed

You shoot for perfection. You don't get it, but you'll accept excellence

I'm not an expert, bu these are darker than the neverending story

Mitä korkeampi kuume, niin sitä enemmän tulee halu erota EU:sta ja ryhtyä siirtomaahallitsijaksi

With great stupidity comes very little responsibility

Don't know how to tie a knot? Tie lots

Toiset tykkää äidistä, toiset kansanmurhasta

Heti kun aletaan narkkaamaan niin tulee tarve ampua

The reward for toil has been more toil. If you dug the best ditches, they gave you a bigger shovel

Good for what ails ya. And wed ails

Mikähän niillä pojilla on hätänä
>Varmaan aika moni asia, joista suurimpana alkoholismi

Kanna minut gulagille, KGB-mies

I'm not implying. I am stating

You made the right choice.
>Then why doesn't it feel like it
>>For the same reason you made it. You value life

Toivotin kaverille hyvästit ja vannoin että löydetään hänelle uusi munuainen joku päivä

My gut wants a fifth of bourbon and like six burritos. We don't listen to her anymore

Any two things in the world are connected by a third. The trick is figuring out what that is 

If you believe you will fail, you will fail. But if you believe you will succeed; you just might

Makes sense. Infirmary would be the place to go when someone doubles the number and halves the size of the bones in your body

That's too much fun for ten dollars at the drug store

Voi olla että kohta minusta tulee Kittilän kovin runkkari tai pannukakku

Mie olen raineri enkä straideri

Comparison is the thief of joy

Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out
Step 3: you are a weirdo in a hotel lobby with a mouth full of fake citrus. Just like Galileo and Archimedes who came before you

Onko laatikko tyhjä, vai täynnä ei yhtään mitään?

Mistakes happen. It's important to claim them as our own

Oiskohan se viharikos jos jakais MTG-pelaajille kortsuja

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough, and do it on your own time

Let's not devalue "content" by calling it "art"

I don't know which is worse; the fact that you are trying to commit war crimes, or that you are failing to commit war crimes

Some times, success is merely relief

Rules exist for the strict adherence of fools, and for guidance of wise men

Press on: nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent

Soon as you stop running everyone else starts to catch up

I need earplugs just to look at that image

Hiljaa, sie olet tyhmä, mie en, kokous on päättynyt

Adversity raises gentle children

Putoava lätäkkö eli vesiputous

Are emergency landings ever scheduled?

Of course the people you care about are going to cause you pain. It will hurt, but the love it yields will far outweigh the sorrow

Ei ole vahinkoja, on vain virheitä

Kyllä se nykyään kattoo melkein samaan postikoodiin

Forgiveness is a long, hard road.
But at the end is grace

Neuvostoliittolainen munakuiluhuiska

Ainoa hyvä Star Wars-content mitä on tehty Disney-aikana: Sex with Hitler

Maybe it's broken by design. Maybe it's Kel-Tec

Ruumiista rakennettuja portaita ei nousta taivaiden valtakuntaan. Niitä pitkin laskeudutaan helvettiin

Turautin kokonaisen röyhtäyksen silmien kautta ulos

Aktivoituu samat almondit

Keksinkö mie just uuden sotarikoksen?

Lapsia elikkä seksijätettä

Good day, bad day, time will tell. Maybe tomorrow, maybe after a hundred years, then you will know. Follow the transition, for when bad becomes good, truth is revealed

Fuck a bunch of "let", Imma make people do it

Samoja paheellisia jotka on sitä mieltä että fosters on hyvää olutta tai että ananas kuuluu pizzaan

Moraalitonta asentaa raajattomille lapsille proteeseja koska se tuhoaa kädettömien kulttuurin

Sanokaa hep jos alkaa näyttämään blackfacelta

Se oli se millä oli aivastuksen kuuloinen nimi

Vieläkään en tiedä olenko -nisti vai -nööri

Aina ollaan miettimässä että mitä ihmettä se evoluutio on taas keksinyt

I learn so I can use words like runsasrasvainen and kyrpä grammatically correctly

Poika paloi ja sauna kuoli

Se on ihan hyvä, mä oon kuullut että siihen voi kuolla

Eiks kaikki kodittomat oo periaatteessa kämppiksiä?

Ja sä seurustelet ihmisen kanssa joka laittaa ananasta pizzaan
>kaikki me tehdään virheitä

Sisustus-sorvi

Have nothing in your house that you don't know to be useful or believe to be beautiful

Suomen elokuva-alan palkkaus toimii vähän samalla lailla kuin Nigerian hiihtojoukkueen

I don't know how to use it but I know enough to get myself in trouble if I try

The thing you practice is the thing you get good at

Have you considered werewolf-fucking as an alternative for doing drugs?

Fortunately I have a very smart machine and a very smart machinist friend

We all lose due to our substance abuse

Culture doesn't survive. Cockroaches do

Itse olet diegeettinen savulähde

Mustaruutia ja maaorjuutta, mikä tapa aloittaa päivä

The key to defeating evil- or just about anyone, if you don't truck with the e-word, is to understand them

If you equate every flavor of evil, you give up on your greatest tool in surviving it- adaptability

Hell's nice when you're coming in from the cold, but only for a little while

Voit vaikka sanoa että se suihkusi verta, mätäni, juoksi pakoon ja teki veropetoksia

Sen älykkyysosamäärä on varmaan samaa luokkaa kuin sen tuntipalkka

I have a 3D printer and everything looks like a nail

No offense inteded
>Yet you always manage

Vihassa on hyvä lyödä

I've had enough! I am revolting!
No wait.

We are a lighthouse in the Sea of Weeb

Heräsit krapulaan juomatta

A story is Truth under imaginary circumstances

Gravity you devious bitch

Jet fuel cannot melt asbestos dreams

Kemingradin suurruhtinas

Ei ole jumalan suunnitelma tämä
>Mutta minun on

We're just gonna make like a hole in the water

Tuossa numerossa on paljon nollia ja liian vähän pilkkuja

Lack of preparation on your end doesn't constitute an emergency on my part

I owe him every happiness I've had from that day since. And I plan to repay him with every happy day from here on

Autopommit, eli pohjois-Irlaintilaista cancel-kulttuuria

Ei tullut Szalamisotaa, wurst kriegin sijaan tulikin worst krieg

En tiedä onko tää mun disney-prinsessahetki, vai yrittikö tuo myydä mulle uutta liittymää

Nuorehko naisehko

I like a bar so low I can crawl over it

As much as I'd like to tempt fate, I am a married man

Hark! A box! Also known as a basketcase full'o parts!

Apart from being dead, it's a killing machine, partner

Minusta tuntuu että se ei ole hevonen, se on vaan hevosen muotoinen

Olet voittanut turpaan lotossa

Paska kusetus. Itse olisin sanonut suoraan että 12 kymmenestä. Ja heti perään valmiina vastauksena että mutsillas on keuhkosyöpä

Kyllä minä nyt valitettavasti autan sinua

En minä niitä koodaamalla ku noitumalla

Ihmisoikeusrikokset ei mene koskaan hukkaan

Me ollaan loppuasukkaita eikä alkuasukkaita

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt

Jos taivaat ei muutu niin helvetti siirtyy

Tunti turpaan ilman mainoskatkoja

Litany of what 

Taas on semmonen fiilis että kohta menee polttarit tappeluksi

There had to be a plan for everything. However the plan didn't have to make sense

Puukkoja, puntareita, ynnä muita virvokkeita

The orders came from above, so that made it an official wild goose chase

I have a big mouth. Has to be, to fit my feet in it

Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ethnic cleansing

En ole sotatieteiden maisteri mutta voin käydä A-studiossa

Itäraja Pudasjärvelle asti

Jonkun pitäis muuttaa sen status elävästä tomumajansa jättäneeksi

Any civilized being knows that an open invitation is no invitation at all

The date, 8th of November is significant. It comes right after the 7th of November, even in the Soviet Union

Later in the spring he was given a fair trial and a fair hanging

Of course, in the navy if you don't tell sea stories, they ship you off into the marine corps

Kaunista ja järkyttävää

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

I was struck by emotions that are yet to come

Be a politely persistent problem

Mindless fucking consumerism wins the day again

Hei! Noilla on pulssi! Korjatkaa asia

Se on kyl ihan mun näköinen paita. Mäkin oon ryppynen ja ollut kaapissa neljä vuotta

Niin se nahka-alkemistien kumiliittouma menee lakkoon ensviikolla

Vaihtoehtoina tänä iltana on kissatyttö-Marin ja satunnaiset mekaaniset asiat

Every day the world finds new lows, and if you look down, boom! Great Britain

Okei okei hummerijumala on ihan relevantti reaktio

It wa, in some ways, a perfect example of an 18th century woman. In that it gave birth once an hour and didn't have a head

Mut ton olomuoto on nestemäisen lisäksi lihava

Kehonsisäinen Auschwitz vaihtui päänsisäiseksi Hiroshimaksi

Hope it was expensive at least. Something's gotta justify this level of tacky

It's an acquired taste. Perhaps acquired by starvation

Mulla on sellainen isätön daddy kink

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

Turpa hiljaa

Jos me oltais tehty tää liitto kymmenentuhatta vuotta sitten niin me oltais voitettu se hyperavaruussota korealaisia vastaan

Turbohöpöilyä

Saksalaisilla nyt oli vaan paremmat taisteluhuumeet

Aladdin Lada Paladin

Oloja tuli ja Tiloja oli

Urpo ja Turbolaser

Älä mee pois.
Mutta lopeta

Vois siirtyä tajuttomuuden piiriin

You don't get to be a perfectionist if it is unproven up to this point that you can even make A Thing

Olette anaalisauruksia

Palkkioksi saat uuden työpaikan jostain mahdollisimman kaukaa

If you like it you should probably run- not walk-, although let's be honest you are probably clicking

Se menee hitaasti kumpaankin suuntaan. Eli ei yhtään mihinkään

You're so used to be grasping that you cnaät quite understand being held

Meemejä meemivaltaistuimelle, didaktisia kolmioita didaktiikan jumalille

Oh. Oh no. Oh no. Oh yes? Fuckass, nyt mennään

Tehtailen ruokamyrkytystä eilisillä lihoilla

Ruby was just sitting there, doing it's best impression of a car that wasn't also a shapeshifting alien

Self-loathing always comes with brick and mortar

Tough to find normalcy here

Tie hankintapäätöksestä valmiiseen jättisolenoidiin sisältää yllättävän monta viinipulloa

Honesty works on a farm. Animals don't lie much, as a rule

Everyone has their lessons to learn in this life.
Best that your teachers are kind people

Folks don't expect crooked people, which is odd because nearly every town has a police department

This script has gone so far off into the weeds it's legal in Colorado

Oota mie tukehun itteeni

Desire to learn should be the only qualification for getting to learn something

There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Deviant way, which is just the wrong way, but faster

I did what I could, and that's better than nothing

What you're not changing, you are also choosing

Seasons roll, turning
Eternally returning,
But no summer twice.

When the question is known, the answer is nothing but a conclusion

Fucker, first and foremost, Irish is a contributing factor

And you're italian, drive like one
>What does that mean?
>>Green means go, yellow means accelerate, red means accelerate and honk your horn

Using these at an actual office will get you fired, fired at, or set fire to

Jaahas, meillä on sitten kollektiivisesti kakat housussa

Etsitään kääpiömiehiä tositarkoituksella. Kairaamme sinne minne aurinko ei paista ja niin syvälle että alkaa hirvittää. Alkoholilla tulee olemaan osuutta asiaan. 

Yhteydenotot: Urist McDwarf

I think I might be low-grade social junk myself

Paavo-kissa ja Konsti-Pate

Niin, olihan se nyt paria patonkia vajaa täydestä leipomosta

No se on hetero. Oletin että luetellaan huonoja puolia

You shouldn't fly in the clouds. There's rocks in them

Ajattelin rikkoa luonnon lakeja aseellisesti

Tukaanien salaiset viisaudet

Härifrån pölähts

Kohta se oksentaa jotain hyvää

Arabiat vei catalinat

Has the rot inside your soul spread so far you cannot find value in anything not spoken in numbers?

Kyhätäkö cossin vai kohdatako KYSsin

It is generally easier to do things if you have literally *any* reason

Muuleja lipova liskomies

Tärkeintä on että on hauskaa
>tärkeintä on että tulee haaskoja

Ei ole pakkia, pakko syödä kakkia

Voi kummelin pallikuume

Mulla on tuohon vielä vastattavaa mutta meillä ei myöskään oo puhtaita lakanoita

Voidaan sitten yhdessä käydä bingossa sieltä hautausmaalta

All gradudwarfship is of the slowest quality

Nyt iski pieni paniikki. Missä on mun luger?

Linnut laulaa, jänikset juoksee karkuun ja hirvet nuolee palleja
>Sinun, vai omia?
>>Minun omia

Alcohol is god's apology for making us sentient

Then I would have like. Ten robot arms
>But where would you find that many oars?

Watch out he's getting tectonic!

Ensviikon kesäkuussa

Museum of obviously cursed objects

If it orks, it works

Just like painting and going 'acourting, the work is all in the prep

We are homosexuals first and people second

If at first you don't succeed, don't get into skydiving

Any lesson taught from memory is going to have problems

The opportunity to be a good man arises only when you can see yourself clearly

Perillä odoti viisipäinen, kusipäinen hydra

Come on now, mama needs to commune with the dead

Jos oon joskus maankuulu tekijä niin aion kyllä kuolla vähintään parin vuoden välein

Toivon että kriittisen miestutkimuksen tärkein työkalu on raketinheitin

Teini-ikäiset Mutantti-Ninja-Tomahawk-ohjukset

Mä rakastan sua silloinkin kun sä haiset paskalta

Mulla on tuohon vielä vastattavaa mut meillä ei myöskään oo puhtaita lakanoita

Mitä on mirhami? Burkhan mä tiiän

Oootko varma että sun äiti ei oo seksisti vaan lesbo?

God gives you meatballs, make dick

Koita elää. Tai ainaki kärsiä

Loser is the one who willfully deprives the world of their gift