2023 in quotes

It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth.

We do this, not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be.

We are all victims of physics.

Miten kimonot liittyy Neandertalinhevosiin?

Don't criticize mistakes. Analyze them.

Meinas muuttua olotila imperfektiin.

He did so many drugs he eventually mutated- into a corpse.

While the confuser does it's Donner party routine.

My love is like a computer. I/O- on or off. 

>I much prefer a hard drive to a 4,5-inch floppy.

Siellä ne turritkin oli luonnollisessa elinympäristössään, eli yksin ja hyljeksittynä.

Tässä taistelee kaksi mahtavaa voimaa nimittäin laiskuus ja kaljan himo.

They keep ya nice. In the original sense- ignorant and stupid.

It's pornographically poor here.

Vittu metsä puhuu ja sylkee AK:n luoteja.

>Tärkeää on että puhuuko se Vietnamia vai Venäjää.

I have nothing to hide.

>If shitting is legal, why do you lock the stall?

Religion gives you a limp so they can be your crutch.

To the death. But you'll need monsters to make it mine.

Ei niitä kattomalla etitä ku kaikuluotaamalla.

Täytyy pysyä hahmouskollisena, en mie voi pussata poikia.

Full access granted to all emotions.

Ei saa kiusaa, mä pelaan korttipelei nii ei mun voi odottaa osaavan lukea.

Näin on Narutot.

That's what I do; short ends of the stick.

Y'all talk it through, but please remember, bleeding out here.

If the most beautiful thing in the world could love him, there must be something worth holding on to.

Off we go into the wild Pale yonder, one and all.

The way he says it is loaded with twenty kilotons of disgust.

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

You might find better, but you'll never find more expensive!

Real darkness has love for a face.

We tore it down with honest working-class plastic explosives.

Hand-picked, hand-lost.

Älkää viekö taistelulaivastani renkaita.

PS: saattaa muuten olla Sauron.

Leipäähän ne on murusetkin.

Validi pointti ei oo simppausta.

Oon Sveitsi, elän vaan draamal.

Metri kolkyt sekunttia.

Heitincamel, Gatlingcamel ja Gargamel, smurffien top 3 kuolinsyytä 2022.

1. Ota mitat
2. Tee jos osaat
3. Älä tee jos et osaa

Shop around for who you want to be next and remember, no matter which you pick, you made a right choice. Not the right choice, that ain't real. But almost everyone I know who gives a damn about their life ended up where they are basically by accident. So leave room for accidents.

And if I'd learned one thing over and over again, it was this: if something is too scary to do alone, then guess what? You don't do it alone.

I actually do care about people, I just don't think that Twitter users count as people.

We can all share in the collective delusion that this is enough.

Päämääränähän tässä on pitää meteliä eikä saada mitään aikaiseksi.

Pakkohan siinä on olla jonkunsortin susi ilmasuojassa.

Treaty of Versailles called and it wants it's total inability to achieve any of it's goals back.

So, pretend we're independent to make you more successful, and allow you to ruthlessly exploit us?>Welcome to the concept of a job.

If you want to be on the top layer of ultimate reality you’re not ready to be on the top layer of ultimate reality

You look like a bobblehead for raising awareness about diabetic librarians.

If you were any more of a lightweight, you'd be levitating.

I will see you all, one; when I like it, two; IN HELL!

I would help, but not helping pays the same and requires no effort.

You literally want to take the path of least resistance?
>It's famous for a reason.

Babygirls must be slutty AND sad and wet.

"Again" implies I've stopped.

"Viestii suoraan epäsuorasti" kieltämättä kuulostaa aika typerältä

Another one for the maybe pile.

Everyone knows that sourdough starter is alive, but the question remains; is it horny?

If you don't want to do this, it's your God-given right as Americans to go home and face the consequences of the crimes you've been framed for.

Touché
>Uh, I think it's pronounced Pinochet.

The spoilering thing makes people assume non-christian things.

It is the nature of a thing that matters, not it's form.

Tieliikennelaki ei määrittele että jos autosta ammutaan vasemmalle niin kummalta puolelta pitää ohittaa.

Unilateraalisesti, ironisesti että epäironisesti, sekä Hamletin 3. näytöksen III-kohtausta, riviä 87 siteeraten: En.

Itseasiassa ihan siistiä nähdä kerrankin hahmoja jotka suoriutuvat kuten olettaisi kouluttamattomien ihmisten suoriutuvan asutuskeskustaistelussa. Eli päin persettä ja huonosti.

Pro tip: kannattaa osua ykkösellä päähän, säästää vitusti aikaa. Ulisijoille: tulkaa radalle kattoon.

Pahisten päätyyppi paljastuu kaikista huonoimmaksi ihmistyypiksi: idiootiksi.

Kiitos Jeesus, jumalauta on olemassa!

Vittu tahdotko AIDS? Koska näin AIDS.

If I gave ashit about what you think I'd give you a bottle and ask.

If you were a monkey, what kind would you be?
>The kind Joe Rogan is afraid of.

Confrontations are an investment.

Kärpäsiä. Eiku. Mustia kärpäsiä. Mitä ne on, lintuja? Pingviinejä!

Sin takes longer to pack.

Bad reputation  doesn't mean you're bad.

She's worth twice that and a box o' rocks!

I've drunk from that cup. It don't quench.

Wind us up and set us loose aimed at the world.

Viimeinkin,
Rakastuin Harkonneniin.

Religion should sound like "my faith causes me to ask really challenging questions about myself", not "my faith gives me all the right answers for how everyone else should live".

Hey, do you ever think-
>Nope.
>>Well imagine if you did.
>Okay.

Dark heti perään ja ens viikolla pyörit jo reaktorialtaassa sinihehkuisena.

Minä isken ensimmäisen aidantolpan leiriä varten, saamelaiset ja transkolmekymppiset ensin.

Rather wipe my ass with a compound miter saw, thanks.

Beware of the running joke, for some day it will catch you.

.neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer.

like your forebears crawled out of the ocean and built cabins and made fires and designed intuitive inventory systems in first person shooters that let you pick up the rail gun AND hold on to the candy bar
and look at u. u lost to a stick

Well, when you talk to a 15,754-year old spacecraft who was built in Toulouse this is wtf you get
sorry for being bored and french

They decided to leave their existence just a little short of perfect, because they wanted to want.

You can only hold grand ambitions above your shoulders for so long before you get tired.

Anukseni vuotaa verta,
JA KOKO ELÄMÄ RÄJÄHTÄÄ!

Your opinions don't mean much if your mouth is writing checks your actions can't cash.

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of people.

Kun mies kusee vastatuuleen otetaan kusta vastaan astalolla.

Easy as your mom, but significantly cleaner.

In the morning, we received a call from the humanoid reptile from the landlord's office.

Technically correct is the only correct that counts.

For the lack of a better pun.

Measure once, cut twice, reglue, cut again.

They want you to know that they are not a digimon, which sounds like something a tamagotchi would say.

Onneksi on vakoojaverkostoni valtaisa, nimittäin minun kokoiseni.

PS: Amundsen lähetti sähkeen ja haluaa lumikenkänsä takaisin.

I was able to miss way faster than you were able to hit.

I quit. I can't make this up. Reality is a better comedian than I'll ever be.

Voisin onnitella tuota kirjoittajaa ihan kaikilla rystysillä.

Vaihdin bileasetuksella.

Siellä pistettiin setiä valmiustilaan.

Voiko korkata rupelirommin ja sammua toripolliisin syliin?

There's a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is an idiot.

Toiset kaipaa läheisyyttä ja ystäviä, toiset kaipaa matoja pyllyyn.

Tai melko julkinen, ottaen huomioon että se näkyy ja kuuluu Kittilään asti.

Spiritual nourishment sure does feel a lot like hunger.

Mulla oli jotaki tyhmää sanottavana mutta mie unohdin mitä se oli.

Aim for peace or aim your piece.

My wife is a student of human suffering. I guess that's why she married me.

I'm a warhammer player, I'm allergic to two things: deodorant and the other sex.

Surkeat Ripulimiehet OY

Rakentakaa minulle kuutukikohta worthy of Mordor.

Menkää saatana Coruscantin hipit TÖI-HIN.

Oispa vielä homobonus.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
In fact, don't do half of the shit I would do.

Only the losers commit war crimes.

Motivaatiota kannattaa etsiä sieltä mistä se on helpoiten saatavissa.

I'll shit off the cliff, I'll shit off the dock, but I'll be damned if I shit off the clock.

It's all just spilt milk under the bridge.

Ase jolle haltijat olivat antaneet nimen: Maschinengewehr 42

Diamonds may be forever, but only a DS1307 real time clock will tell you exactly how long forever lasts.

Aivan sama. Uuniin.

Bone your steel hard.

Quick! Before she goes without attention for eight seconds!

Looks like salmon, smells like salmon, it's probably pork.

Outer space is a lot higher up than Niagara Falls [citation needed].

You can kill on multiple hills but you can die on only one.

Ei vittu miksi aina minä. Ja miksi minun anus.

Fucking perkele.

Fun in on itself is destructive to worthwhile projects.

Racing heart? Medical condition. Bleeding heart? Stupid condition.

You were right. Counts for nothing if you can't defend it.

Specifically, although I'm curious about a general answer too.

Rumassakin repussa voi olla hyvät eväät.

You're an idiot.

>I think I'm more of a jerk.

Kyllä minun rakko kestää, mie oon pelannut wowia

Three days ago you asked me. Now you told me. Can't say no if it's not a question.

You suddenly sound like you are a hundred miles away and also in a trash can.

I've got an airtight alibi. That I'm working on.

Kuulopuheiden keisarikunta.

Usko puolet siitä mitä näet ja sanoista älä mitään.

Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... No, still for sissies.

You don't look a day over four feet.

Sodomy. One of the top ten household accidents.

Merry Christmas.

>And a happy go to hell.

Post-nut clarity elikkä Pähkinäsaaren rauha.

Ahh, knew there had to be a way this was my fault.

It's easier to fool a man than to prove that he's been fooled.

Savuttaa kuin platinablondi äiti ysärillä.

Travel and food are the two things you can spend money on and come away richer.

>That gives me an idea. Babe!
>>I have a headache!
>I've got news for her, she's married to one.

Is it necessary? I don't know. But it IS cool.

Ballistista kemoterapiaa.

Mitä hiton suomen persereiät -kiertoajelua sie teet?

Cottage-core lesbian ja Reactor-core bisexual

You worship the idea of authority. You are enslaved by it.

"Sinulle on paskaa OmaPostissa! Luepas se sieltä! t. Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Series 800 Robottikaverisi"

Do you even listen to what you're saying? Because I have to.

Teitä on neljä, mutta minulla on kuusituhatta toveria. Ja kaksisataa tykkivaunua.

Sankarillisuus palkitaan. Muta ihme ja kumma, niin palkitaan heikkouskin.

Ama et fac quod vis. Rakasta ja tee mitä haluat.

Totuus on ajan tytär (joka on saanut alkunsa umpimähkäisestä ja ohimenevästä romanssista sattuman kanssa).

Ounces are pounds, pounds are pain.

Haupitsit, hakapyssyt ja tarasnitzat tanassa.

Munakello alkaa soida, pitäis käydä jonkun kenkään kusemassa.

To dwell is to leave traces.

Why waste the fun? We haven't been shot at in years!

Whipping back and forth at mach fuck.

Vaimo ei ole este vaan liukaste.

Everything is negotiable, including a shakedown.

Sometimes, the right thing to do is to submit to the guidance of your fear. Your well-trained fear.

Nyt on siirrytty BDSM-vyöhykkeeltä PTSD-vyöhykkeelle.

I would rather have root canal performed on my balls.

Jos näen vielä yhdenkin niin pitää alkaa keksimään ihan uusia sotarikoksia.

War is where you build your reputation. Peace is when you depend on it.

In warfare, the enemy gets a vote too.

I believe in being paid, sir. Even being paid well. But being paid for the work that I do.

There's nobody I would rather watch e-mails with.

Mielenkiintona pino colaa ja Lada.

Your combat effectiveness is only limited by your mental capacity. Extend its magazine.

Cross-threading is free locktite.
>Jesus Christ dude, seek help.

Toi on ehkä typerintä mitä sä oot ikinä tehnyt ja valitettavasti mä silti rakastan sua.

Sulla on korona ja mulla vielä pahempaa: pakkoruotsi.

He has refused the order to disperse.
Probably because he has no legs, but that's not my problem.

She's chonky, she's thicc. Three c's, possibly a q.

Tuhnulahnan kahmalopahvit.

So sorry you were above average combustible for a minute as a kid.

Kolmea huumetta kerralla,
Kaikki on saatanan kalliita,
Visit Lahti!

Natsibumerangi saatana.

Mitä jos ei olis feministi vaan faministi?

Lelut on puuta ja nekin on kaikki patterin välissä jumissa.

Kongoon kädettömiä kusettamaan.

Kling klong klingoni,
Kuka söi mun hilloni?

This is what happens when you reinvent the wheel and discover fire instead.

No matter how much you cheat in the game, the one who cashes out at the end is Death.

Se vissiin maistuu vähän siltä kuin ois saanu turpaansa.

Voitte fuck-offata McVittuun täältä.

Päivittäinen hippien iltahakkaus.

Protect the profit and turpaan.

Aika tulla ammutuksi, vitun natsi.

Puskajussin paskapussi, aito luonnon Biolan.

Perseestä kuseminen on kyllä kans aika eksoottista.

Mut kakkajuttuihin ei ruveta. Se on liian saksalaista.

They're inside the permititer!

The more you know, the more they glow.

Ei oo hautajaiset eikä mitkään jos ei tuu yhtään ruumista.

True. I am a cartoon character, not an idiot.

You may choose to look the other way, but you can never again say that you did not know

Minä vasaroin jumalanpelon sinun päähäsi.

Se on pohjakaavaan kirjattu kattopalo.

I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted.

The company had it's own police force, effectively making this the Victorian equivalent of Robocop.

White supremacists have a legacy of being weird losers.

It's one of those "you cease to be biology and become physics"-thing.

There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.

I said it was a strong word, not the wrong word.

Difficult decisions are the privilege of rank.

Tuommoiset tyypit pitäis vatkata takas spermaksi ja nussia uudelleen.

Talent is an interest pursued.

What can I do for you?
>I have ears and good taste, so.. Nothing.

>Hello, this is the marketing department.
>>I have a marketing department?
>Yes, we moved into the vacancy left by your hopes and dreams.

Tekoäly on vaan tiellä kun aletaan nussimaan ja tekemään kemiallisia aseita.

Puhukaapa vielä niin mie voin olla täällä hiljaa ja lotista.

Se auton alle jääminen ei ainakaan auttanut mun jo valmiiksi arveluttavia kognitiivisia kykyjä.

Y'know what, fuck you, tuosta pääsee listalle.

Kun minä liityn joukkoon niin voitte luottaa siihen että palaamme tututtuun tasoon kärsimystä ja häpeää.

Minä otan tykistökeskityksen aina henkilökohtaisesti.

Wat is a woman? En tiiä, mutta pelaako ne hunttia?

Vetäkää vittu päähän ja paetkaa vuorille.

Unfortunately he's the only one with a braincell, but not the balls to use it.

The wind does not blow according to the wishes of the ship.

Anyway, let's tape up some lungs.

He caused thousands of dollars in damages to the car, which is impressive because it's a Kia.

No physiology, no personality, no problem.

It went absolutely not excellent.

Do something that sucks every day of your life.

Kaikki partikkelit tapaavat tavernassa.

Tämä ei ole Dolmio markkinatilanne.

>What's the future like? Do you have jetpacks?
>>We have jetpacks now.
>Yeah, but like, smaller jetpacks?

I like you. You are a good bad influence.

You are brilliant!
>This is true, I am. Uhh, why?

I used to pretend to be someone I wanted to be. Until I became that someone, or that someone became me.

We invent by intention, we discover by surprise.

Kansi kiinni, omaisetkin on tapettu

Hämärä pyramidinen maise maantien yllä, atsteekkien viimeinen kosto, kolmioleivän laidunmaa.

Kaikkialle mihin Kuopiosta on 200km löytyy Otaniemestä.

*Odottaa nopeammin*

Mikä vitun Obi-Wan RY?

Paha olo on joskus välttämättömyys että voi olla vastuussa omista tekemisistään.

Oon niin väsynyt että rupean puhumaan jo järkeviä.

Beggars can't be choosers and nothing's free in Waterworld.

I figure if God can hear how scared I am, so can everyone else.

Dios mio! *draws a cross* A LIBERAL!

Civil war 2: Telegraphic boogaloo

Don't know if I love the word "might" there.

Veni, vidi, vittusaatana.

Täysillä syvään päähän! Mopo rotkoon!

Vellit pois perseestä ja poikien kanssa ryyppäämään.

You need to learn to believe in things that are not true. How else can they become?

Koen humanitaarisia kaasupurkauksia, auttakaa.

Se muutti pohjoisemmaksi ja mercator-projektio teki siitä pitemmän.

Kaikki kiva kielletään kun ei voi syödä edes vanhentunutta elektroniikkaa.

Kestit etenee ja estot kevenee.

Virtahepoa ei saa kattoa suuhun sisäpuolelta.

There's just something about cowboys and tax evasion that tickles me.

Birth is chance and expectation, marriage is power, death is respect.

If you never pull at the leash, it doesn't matter how much you bark, you're still going where they want you to.

And now you are stuck; a violinist with no bow and sheet music written for bongo drums.

Palavat housut voi olla taktinen etu joissain tilanteissa.

>Don't worry. I have a plan.
>>And that plan is...?
>Good. And also secret.

You can't eat good reviews. You have to print them first, and paper costs money.

Always in a sweaty hurry to get not much of anywhere at all.

A twenty-eight year-old murder? That's pushing it. But twenty-seven? I  can solve a twenty-seven year old murder in my sleep. But because I like you, I'm gonna do this one awake.

Because he might've been running for his life, but I was running for someone else's, and that's always been when I run the fastest.

It's hard to see when you are six feet under.

Served on the finest culinary aluminum foil available.

Se meni itellä ihan perinteisellä "hakkaan päätä seinään siihen asti kunnes jompikumpi halkeaa"-metodilla.

Hetkinen- Seis, stop, halt, stoi! Operaatio tuottaa paremman lopputuloksen jos laskee housut.

Varo karhuja, valaita ja muita petolintuja.

We almost died.
>Multiple times.
>>Ah yes, standard operating procedure.

Find out who you are and do it on purpose.

Liha luovutta, Teräs särkyy, mutta Tahto on tuhoutumaton.

Silloin kun monnit viheltää vuorenhuipuilla.

Ois pitänyt lähteä mukaan hienoilla puheilla ja linjanmukaisilla lupauksilla, sit ku pääsee johonki ääneen puhumaan ni kelkka ei käänny vaan se ajetaan suoraan railoon rekikoirineen kaikkineen, niin sit ois voinu puhua sekavia samalla ku syö keitettyjä nahkakinttaita ja juua retkikeitinbensaa.

Kuka olet, mitä teet ja miksi hengität.

Muistutan vielä että suomalainen sananlaskuperinne tietää hevosten olevan tsundereita.

It could go anywhere!
>I know. Still better than going nowhere.

Fail in private.

Sääli on sairautta, aivan kuten mummo opetti.

If I was seventeen and still an idiot, I'd vote for you.

Poliisit sanoo henlo ja sitte saatte raitapaidan joka ei oo marimekon tekemä.

Hate can't be legislated away.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, sustainably cultivated, fair-trade horseshit.

Pack it up boys, we've made a Social Blunder.

Voi ei ja voi kyllä. Ja voi kulli.

If we must perish, let it be on our two feet, not groveling on the floor like animals.

We will spy on them from asshole to appetite.

We don't serve your kind here.
>That's good. Because I don't eat my kind.

Mies isolla E:llä.

Huolestuttavaa kuinka monta Innsmouthia Suomesta löytyy.

If we're mot learning every day, if we're not growing every day, we're dying every day.

Their evidence? Y'know, vibes.

Back during black&white-big-moustache-racist times.

Which is obviously just a windmill from buckle-hat-witch hunting-racist times.

Go north of Bangor and it's like a fucking Cormac McCarthy novel, there's not even electricity up there! People live in houses made from human bones and mate with cave trolls in the starless dark of howling winter night, I'm not exaggerating.

But any old swingin' dick can buy an old coin and put it on a beach.

Nowadays even the Ivory tower elitist experts, most of whom have never even once had visions of the younger drias flood while taking ayahuasca in the Amazon agree upon it.

Now again, Brooklyn, Maine, not Brooklyn-the-location-of-the-astrology-themed-lesbian-bar-Mood Ring.

...And then that fur trader/sex worker brought it to Vinland.

Putosin katolta. Kaikki jalat katkesi.

On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the Chinese prime minister using his penis as a radio transmitter to try send me lesbian meat loaf recipes and 1 being a sane, normal conversation, that was about a five.

I was sitting behind him in an airplane while going to California to "passionately hug" a goth girl.

Jorma-luurangon kanki-kalsium.

Selkeä tapaus. Lentokone kompastui portaissa ja putosi ikkunasta..

Heitteille jätetyt vs. Heittimille koulutetut.

Just talking to the voices in my head, no big deal.

He's wearing just four safety belts this time.
>What, no parachute?

Once you come up with an excuse to be late, I know you don't want to be here.

Sufficient speed, acceptable drag.

This asshole bought $40 worth of crap on Amazon and used it for it's intended purpose! How could that possibly be a 20-minute video?

This was an absolute waste of time, but in my defense: it was there.

Se oli elukka. Nyt se on kuollukka.

Nitrojööpelillä olisi kyllä hauska täräyttää joskus. En tosin itse lejoonaa, virtahemboa taikka elevaattoria ampuis kovin ahnaasti. Tai no niitä mutajoen muumipappoja vissiin on riesaksi asti, mutta ei niitä vissiin kovin aktiivisesti metsästetä. Ja sais olla kyllä ison kaliiperin tykki että uskaltais ees suututtaa semmosta.

Turpa kiinni ja tukehdu.

Tenttivalvojalla oli kyllä vähemmän varsijousia.

Sen nimi on Heppa. Meidän tulevan kissan mukaan..

Ready to starve. Eiku siis die.

Here, strength doesn't matter. Only courage.

Oh yeah, that might kill me. Must try it.

Kuhan se pysyy siellä paskasammiossa eivätkä tule tänne vatkaamaan.

Aloitettu alkoholismi, ansastan hevosen.

My bar for unmitigated horseshit has gotten rather high lately.

Art is not meant to be contained. (Are we cool yet?)

Asia kunnossa, mutta vasta-argumentti: haista itse vittu.

It covers bluetooth, some wifi, and certain 5G cell signals Bill Gates used to brainwash vaccines into giving microchips COVID.

I'm calling it- Mp3 players that require you to field strip a writing instrument are going to be the flip phones of 2024.

Like hell I'm picking a fight with a secret society so ballsy it puts itself on Google maps.

To grind shit is to be human.

Even in death he's on crack.

>You got a way out of here?
>>Please, I'm a professional.
>That's not a yes.
>>It's not a no!

Aladdin Lada-paladin kohtaa Someron Romero-neron.

Piti käydä rituaalinomaisesti tyhjentämässä roskakori että pysyi elossa.

Joo, kauheaa tuulta lupaa. Putin saa taas Suomesta trampoliineja.

Don't blame me, blame the French language. You can blame them for all sorts of things.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Sandaalit läpsyen vittuun täältä hirnumasta.

Ikävää ettei hän elä, mutta toisaalta en minäkään halua.

Be wary of being too rational. In the country of the insane, the integrated man doesn't become king. He gets lynched.

Jokaisesta palveluksesta saa vapautuksen jos juoksee tarpeeksi lujaa.

Katsokaa mikä adonis! Perkules mikä Herkules.

The more difficult route takes you the farthest.

Ensiksi ero ja sitten eutanasia.

When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.

Todennäköisiltä kuulostavat hypoteesit alkavat olla ylellisyyttä. Nyt tarvitaan mielettömiä oletuksia.

Ei kaikki kaikkialla ole tarkoitettu meille.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel on kyllä top 20 parhaita nimiä.

love means saying that you're sorry early and often.

You do not deserve to progress only because you put in the work.

This serves no practical reason, but I'm no practical person.

Peso-Jeff rakettikikkelillä vittuun täältä hirnumasta.

Which tool I use depends on my mood- and sometimes the phase of the moon.

Read Dune, do crime.

No bucks, no Buck Rogers.

Kantasolukuumaliimaa.

Tämmöisten asioiden takia jumala on luonut ydinaseet.

That's doctor Tradwife for you!

Making movies, making songs, shooting terrorists.

Se tempohan riippuu vaan psykoosin tasosta.

Aseen masennus ei riitä; olette tulessa.

Voi Hitlerin gotlerit, kohta sattuu leukaan.

Pelaa tankkipeliä osoitteessa osteoporoosi fi.

Kaikki muuttui kun näytönohjainkansa hyökkäsi.

Nobody knows what they are doing, they just don't mind it as much as you do.

Goddamn, if I had a time machine I'd go slap the guy who made that on the way to killing baby Hitler.

High treason ja loppuiäksi Suomenlinnan alimpaan monttuun syömään iilimatoja.

War is bad, but planes are rad.

The Geneva convention is my favorite fantasy novel.

Hold on, I hear a different kind of a mental illness on the horizon.

Everybody acting gangster until the water starts speaking latin.

I am now simply racist instead of sexist.

Oon korkeintaan joku gamma male ja sekin johtuu vaan säteilystä.

Ei ollu kynän terävimpiä penaaleja ne.

Ne on ne väkivaltaiset videopelit, Minecrafthan on melkein Mein Kampf.

Vietnam-flashbackkeja Tapion mökille.

Now it's up to us to offer the police a 12-gauge diversity seminar.

"Fuck the police"? "Eat the rich"? Uhh, no, "Eat the fucking police".

Just played the slots for 10 hours straight. And one hour gay.

God doesn't know and the Devil won't tell.

Motherfucker graduated from casual to competitive racism.

Before the dark times. Before I paid taxes.

Okay, how do I hide a body. Preferably before he seeks medical attention.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to brush up on your Spanish. Because it's a good language. Like JavaScript.

Heading all the way back to Spain. This time without the -s.

Periaatteessa kangashan on vaan järjestäytynyttä ruohoa.

Voi saatanan viistoista.

Minne sie olet matkalla?
>Maineeseen ja kunniaan! Vaan en kovin hyvään.

I'd go too, but-
>I know, there's a problem with your face.

Disas-teeri, a legendary bird!

Where did you get that spear?
>... From the montage?

Kattelin että missä ne rättisorsat roikkuu.

Looks like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro.

Tähänki pannaan nimi alle ja toivotaan kaikenlaisia ikävyyksiä.

This is a bit like home, but you don't get the shits.

Vomit and vomit accessories.

Viitaten taannoiseen tiedonantooni: "Glöörg".

Ei kuule mummilla ole jalkoja.

Sillä on välillä ollut vähän löyhä käsite siitä mikä on sen omaisuutta.

Lappalaiset helevethin! Kyllä srkiivari minut tuntee!

Mekin voimme opetella olemaan hengittämättä jos vain harjoittelemme.

Saatana revennyt, koko ovi huollettava tai varustettava.

Ahh, comfort. The enemy of progress.

The real battle in all of life is being someone that people can count on. And that isn't defined by a single moment. You earn that with a lifetime of showing up.